The daily dialogue of ships

cashton is all grown up

ummmmmm..........*starts crying* MY BABY IS BECOMING A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these two a problem

they keep doing things that make me and I hope you laugh when you can't and poeple think you have a secure 
not joking
true story
I was in my room watching there keeks and I made a high pitched screech a few moments later my mom {who is a paramedic} came out in with her jump bag and weird paramedic stuff  in her hand and a worried look on her faces after she found out I was okay she made me sleep in a tent in the backyard but anyway enough about me

Between ashton's now longer than my hair blonde locks and well ummm Calum being Calum they have left the fetus nest all I can say is I want my fetuseses back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well I'm ganna go read fanfic and hopefully stop crying

hello EATHLINGS so third chapter done....... or is it four whatever I don't care I dedicate this chapter to caitlinhew  because she has been cured from one direction infection and now has lukee hemmings syndrome and she is my best friend so yeah lol bye

~ Jordan