Before we start I'm on a f**king plane heading to 🇦🇪 ( comment if you know were this flag belongs)
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Malum is Michael and Calum equal malum just incase a retard is reading this book
This ship is very hard to locate because of the overseen sense of cake but they way to see if you have a good eye is when you are able to spot malum like in an interview, Once every 30 moons they will stare into each others eyes embracing how they're not feel about each other. Unlike the others these two are very good at hiding there loveStep 2 .
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i don't actually know what step two is or why malum is in three easy steps but I'm not taking it back nowStep 3 .
----------------malum is probably the least noticed ship there is because of how careful they are about it this was by the way found out in a study I just made up soooo ......
but anyway being a true fangirl is being able to spot malum so if you can spot malum in live streamed interviews and nit the YouTube videos on malum than you are a true fangirl
alright third chapter sorted I'm sorry if this picture is out of date for halloween but I tend to make about for chapters first than only publish them so just ignore it but anyway before I go just got to say Calum looks like a depressed asian teenage girl no offense though
✌🏻️💋 Jordan
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The daily dialogue of ships
HumorThis is me being an idiot making up things about the 5sos ship and you will notice I'm an idiot