Hetalia: Axis Powers One-Shots (2)

Germany: Wrong Person

Texts: Bold & Italics
Speaking in another Language: Italics
Thoughts: Bold
Inspired by Ally Cat on FB 8'D

"Where the hell is Italy?!" Germany shouted as he slapped the table in front of him, standing up aggressively as he did so. He clicked his tongue as he took out his phone, writing a text to the said Italian.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET 1 HOUR AGO!!

Message Sent

- Switch to Reader -

You were writing an essay when you heard a ding! noise come from your phone, indicating you have a message. You paused writing and checked your phone, noticing that you received a message from an unknown number.

You opened the message and read it. "Seems like someone's a little grumpy. But damn, whoever this person was supposed to be on a date with sure gives no fucks about the time."

An idea popped up in your head. Since you needed a break, why not make use of this unknown person? You grinned as you typed your reply.

- Switch to Germany -

His phone vibrated, making him jolt from the the sudden movement. He immediately checked his phone just to see a text from an unknown number.

He opened it and saw his message was sent to this number, "God damn it, I sent it to another person instead of Italy."

He then proceeded to read the message he received,

Oh my gosh babe! You finally replied me! After months of waiting, I finally got a text back from you! Why didn't you reply to my messages 3 months ago? And you said you were supposed to meet someone an hour ago... Could it be.. Are you cheating on me, honeypoo?

"WHAT?! Who is this?! What is this person talking about? Dammit, what have I gotten myself into?!"

After a few minutes of procrastinating, he typed a reply to Ms Unknown.

- Switch back to Ms Unknown -

Your phone emitted a ding noise and you grinned. "That was fast. I didn't even expect a text back."

Uh, Hello Miss. I'm sorry but it seems like I've sent the message to someone else... I'd be grateful if you could forget that....

You laughed. You dropped your phone and clutched your stomach, the other hand covering your mouth as you laughed out loud. Literally.

"SHUT UP (Name)!"

"HAHAHAH, Ha- S-sorry Mum! HAHAHA, I'll stop HaHAHA- Soon- HAHAHAH"

After moments of laughter, you finally sent back a reply.

Awww, babe you forgot about me? How could you... We promised that we would get married one day... And there you are, cheating on me with someone else... Who is it, babe? Why did you cheat on me? Am I not good enough? Where are you now? I'll come over in 5 minutes... Wait for me darling~

- Switch to Germany -

He slammed his head onto the table, causing the people around him to jump up in surprise and looking at him, wondering what had happened. He looked up at the people looking and nodded his head as an apology.

He gripped on his phone tightly as he read the message he got. "Calm down, Ludwig. She doesn't know where I am... It's all fine... Just... Who is this person?"

He then proceeded to quickly type a reply.

- Switch AGAINNNN -

"OH MY GOD! I wish I could see this person's reaction right now. This is hilarious! I can totally tell he's panicking right now."

What?! You're kidding right? I don't even know you! And you don't even know me and where I am right now... Oh my god.. Why am I even replying back? Right... This must all just be a spam. Right. A spam.

- Switch -

Babe, I'm not a spam! How could you call me a spam? But too late. I know where you are because of our love we share for each other... I'm behind you right now~

He froze when he felt a tap on his shoulder. Slowly, he turned around...

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He let out a huge sigh when he saw Italy. "It's just you... Thank god."

The Italian tilted his head to the side in question, "Ve? What happened, Germany?"

"N-nothing... Just glad it's you. Why are you late?!"

The Italian laughed the question off and the German sighed once more. The both of them (finally) ordered their food since they were in restaurant.

After a few minutes (like 30 minutes or so?), while the both of them were eating, Germany decided to bring up a question.

"Say.. Italy..?"

"Hm?" The Italian hummed as he ate the pasta he ordered.

No, no. I don't think Italy is capable of pulling that kind of prank...

"Did you.. Change phone numbers?" He asked, mashing up his potatoes.

"Nope~ Why?"

As soon as he heard that reply, the german froze once more.

Who could that person be then..? It couldn't have been a spam, I know it... A stalker? My god! None of this would have happened if Italy wasn't late!

- Omake -

You laid down on your bed, staring at your phone.

"No replies huh... His date must have arrived. Man, that sucks. Back to hell's homework I guess.... After an hour nap."

You checked your phone once more then closing it. Holding it close to your face, you whispered, "I wonder if I could text him again one day.. Just to scare him. Heh~"

- end -

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