Oneshots~[Some Reader Insert] -Requests Closed (for now)-

-Raph x Leo- 【Human AU】

Okay, first of all, sorry if you wanted the turtles to actually be turtles
I couldn't quite figure out how to write them [their shells and baldness kept getting in the way for some reason, tho I'm gonna keep trying]
So the turtles are in human form cause I can't write worth shit unless I'm writing humans T^T
They still live in the sewers
But they're not brothers by blood, but more by bond.
Again, really sorry if I messed this up, I'm still not exactly a skilled writer, but I'm trying!!

Asshole

-Leo-

Once again, Raphael has blown up. Figuratively of course, he didn't actually blow up. 

"Stop telling me what to do, Leo! Just because Donnie and Mikey do everything you tell them to, doesn't mean I'll be your obedient little whore, too!!" And now he's gone. Jeez, I wish he'd take the anger management classes like we wanted him to. 

"Uhm.. Leo, is Raph gonna be okay?" Donnie asked, but I just shrugged my shoulders. 

"If he's late getting back, I'm not saving him any pizza." I looked over to Mikey to see that he had his arms crossed over his chest and nose to the sky defiantly. Chuckling, I told them to go on ahead. I need to find Raph. We're on patrol right now, and the last thing we need is to get caught, or be out way too late. We've got school in the morning.. or, well, most of us do. Donnie graduated a couple years ago. No, he's not the oldest, in fact, besides Mikey, he's the youngest. Donnie is just really smart. A genius, actually. Currently, Donnie has graduated high school, Mikey is in Gr. 9, Raph in Gr. 11, and I'm in Gr. 12. Donnie would be in Gr. 10, but since he graduated, he's not. It's pretty cool how we're all about the same age, right? Though, with four teenage boys in the lair, Master Splinter has a hard time getting any peace and quiet.

"Raph! Raphael, where are you? Come on! I'm sorry, okay!? I know I'm harder on you than the other guys, and I'm sorry! Just come out already!" I've been yelling for him for a while now. 43 minutes to be exact. And while I walk aimlessly, I know he can hear me. In fact, he's probably following me, enjoying my misery. And I know what you must be thinking, 'You're harder on Raph than Donnie and Mikey?', well yes, I am, but there's a good reason for that. I never used to be this hard on him, but things have changed, I've changed. Lately, I can't help but feel attracted to Raph. My chest hurts whenever I see him flirting with someone, or if he's even close to someone else. I've been getting jealous, and I know I'm falling for the hot-headed idiot. Hell, I probably fell for him a long time ago, and I'm just realizing it now. But, with us being adopted brothers, and growing up together.. as brothers, there's not much I can do. I mean, we're not related by blood, but we were still raised as brothers, so it's probably kinda weird for me to have a crush on him. Well, plus, we're both boys. And so far that I know of, Raphael hates gay guys. He's always expressed a strong dislike for males that are gay, never for the girls though. That probably sounds sexist, but it's really not. Raph hates gay guys cause for some reason, he's always getting hit on by them. And, of course, lesbians wouldn't hit on a guy, right?

Crash. I snapped my head towards the alleyway, and got into a fighting stance. "Who's there?" 

"Relax, dumbass. It's just me. C'mere, my mask got caught and I can't get it loose." Sighing, I walk down the alley towards the obviously frustrated, and probably still ticked off, Raphael. 

"I'm surprised you asked for my help. I thought you hated me right now." I stated in a monotone voice with a straight face. 

"Shut up, Splinter would kill me if somebody saw who I was, and you know it." Raph glared at me, indicating for me to get his mask free from the fire escape. I looked him over, eyeing his muscles a bit. Raph has messy red hair, and he's wearing our traditional black uniform vest and black jeans. We all wear those. But we each have a different coloured tank top for under the vest, the tank top matches out mask. Mine is blue, Raphael's is red, Donnie's is purple, and Mikey's is orange. Basically, it's our favourite colours. Though, Raph isn't wearing his mask since it got caught. Raph's eyes are a bright green, they're beautiful.. and then his lips...