Time of day:Morning
Setting:Frank's apartment.
"Oh fuck" Frank groaned "I'm late for work." He opened his window to let his sunshine in watching as the little children played in the small area of his building.
He then proceeded to dump feces on them.
"I just love the sweet smell of feces it reminds me of my childhood." Frank remembered.
"Yep those where the best days. He spoke causing him to have severe flash backs of the heroshima bombings.
"Oh shit I'm getting side tracked I must dress now." Frank stated to himself. As Frank walked to his bathroom he saw something horrific.
It was an alien! But not just any alien and ILLEGAL ALIEN WEARING A SOMBRERO! Frank gasped in horror.
"Hola me llamo Juan Pablo de Venus. Te go cocaína y la pas pring." The alien spoke calmly.
"PINK GUY! THERES AN ILLEGAL ALIEN HERE TRYING TO BOMB US QUICK GRAB THE LUBE I HAVE AN IDEA!" Frank yelled. Only a few seconds sooner Pink Guy brought the lube walking in the door saying "Aye b0ss."
"Holy shit thank you pink guy!" Said Frank. Frank then proceeded to fill the alien with lube and throw it down to the same children he dumped feces on.
"I'm not dressed Pink Guy and we need to be at Panda Express in one hour!" Frank exclaimed.
"EIIOOUUU." Said pink guy as he brought Frank his shoes, pants, shirt, nipple tassel, and hat.
"WHOAH slow down there I told you I'm not a working girl any more." Explained Frank to PinkGuy. Pink Guy then proceeded to speak heavy mandarin and cuss out Frank as he walked out the door. Frank stayed and insisted on eating his breakfast which consisted of Pussy, Ramen Noodles, peanut butter, watermelon, stir fry, fried rice, and anal beads.
YUM.
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