The Zodiacs on Halloween

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Aries: A devil
Taurus: A Honey Bee
Gemini: A scarecrow
Cancer: Tin man
Leo: Cowardly Lion
Virgo: Glinda the good witch
Libra: Cheshire Cat
Scorpio: Also a devil (looks like Aries has competition!)
Sagittarius: A hippie
Capricorn: Harry Potter
Aquarius: A mermaid
Pisces: Dorothy

Aries: HA! BET YOU A MILLION BUCKS ILL WIN THE COSTUME CONTEST!

Scorpio: *walks in* F**K YOU STOLE MY IDEA!

Aries: What? *turns around* You're the one who stole my idea you idiot!

Sagittarius: Stop guys! We need to bring peace into our surroundings! *walks in doing the peace sign*

Aries: *facepalm* Saggi, weren't you this last year?

Sagittarius: Yeah man.

Scorpio: Don't question her! She can be a hippie if she wanted to!

Aries: SHUT UP! I wasn't even criticizing or anything!

Virgo: Okay! Everyone is in costume! Wait, where's libra?

Libra: *walks in* HAI. *purrs*

Virgo: Uhm...Libra...didn't we agree on The Wizard of Oz theme?!

Libra: I thought the theme was Alice in Wonderland! Well...sorry!

Virgo: *sigh* It's fine... I'm going to go burn my lists and my plans for tonight. *walks away*

Aries: I think the Cheshire Cat looks a lot better than whatever you were supposed to be!

Libra: Than-

Leo: *bursts in* IM A LION.

Scorpio: *sigh* Virgo got you in on the theme too?

Leo: Yes. And I'm not complaining on this one! Oh, and Libra... *edges closer* I see you're a cat as well...

Libra: Yeah! The Cheshire Cat! Meow!

Aquarius: *walks in* STARE AT ME IN AWE B****ES IM A MERMAID.

Leo: *sheds tear* I have taught her so well!

Aries: *stares down Leo*

Libra: How do you walk around in that thing, Aqua?

Aquarius: I drag myself on the floor. It sounded like a good idea before I actually got the costume...

Taurus: *walks in* BUZZ!

Sagittarius: Yeah man! A nature costume!

Taurus: Well... It was either this or The wicked witch of the west...so thanks!

Cancer, Pisces, and Gemini: *walks in*

Scorpio: You're in on the theme too?

Pisces: I got the opportunity to get free sparkly red shoes. Of course I would be in on the theme!

Gemini: The only reason I'm the scarecrow is because I'm kinda too lazy to go and buy a costume.

Cancer: I kinda like being the tin man! Except the part were I kinda don't have a heart...

Capricorn: *walks in* IM HARRY POTTER! *waves wand in the air*

Taurus: YES. GO TRICK OR TREATING WITH ME, WILL YA?

Capricorn: Yes, Taurus. I will.

Taurus: Yay!

Virgo: *comes back* Im back. And no one here is the Wicked witch of the west...

Aries: Who would want to be her, anyway?

All zodiacs: *awkward silence*

Sagittarius: I'll do it! What have I got to loose? *goes to a different room to put on costume*

Aquarius: She is so brave! *sheds tear*

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*later that night*

Libra went trick or treating with Leo and Virgo,

Taurus went trick or treating with Pisces and Capricorn,

Scorpio went trick or treating with Sagittarius and Cancer,

Aries went trick or treating with Gemini and Aquarius.

Virgo: Guys, what if they have needles and stuff in the candy?! Old Mrs. Jenkins seems very suspicious...

Old Mrs. Jenkins: *is passed out on a lawn chair*

Libra: You're being paranoid! While you worry, Leo and I are getting candy!

Leo: YOURE NEVER TOO OLD TO TRICK OR TREAT!

Leo and Libra: *run to next house*

Meanwhile.....

Taurus: BUZZ.

Cancer: TIN CAN NOISE

Capricorn: HARRY POTTER NOISE.

Old Mrs. Jenkins: *wakes up* Those kids need help...

Happy Halloween! 🎃
I have a five day weekend from school so....

YAY.

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