"... and that's why, in conclusion. Sandra is a bitch." I finished after playing around with my salad.
"Sandra is a mega bitch don't worry, you'll get over her" Dan laughed.
"Good aha, how was your day anyway? Why were you there?"
"Well, it's Monday so it's the radio show tonight, myself and Phil were just sorting some things out."
"That's rad!"
"Rad.. I've missed that word."
"I know, right? I'm obviously down with the kids" I made hand gestures as if I was rapping. Shit. I facepalmed, "sorry, what am I even doing with my life?" I questioned, laughing.
"I'm literally the worst for it, don't worry" Dan laughed back at me.
"Do you want to go back now? I'm stufffeddd.. and could do with a nap" I yawned.
"Sure, let me go pay."
"Nono, I insist!" I demanded. I ran up to the counter before he could but felt a light push and he was in the winning. "Da-an, I have short legs, stop!" I laughed running, towards the counter. All of a sudden the world seemed to go in slow motion as I felt a thump on my head and my world turn upside down, feeling of unsecurity rising up from my stomach into my throat, I closed my eyes and opened them to feel tears rising up as my hip became more sensitive and my head started to react to the sudden thump. I fluttered my eyes to see the brown chocolate dorks staring into mine, "Are you okay?" He asked, concerned, I laughed at the thought he cared and how scared he looked to see his eyes grow into a more concerned glare. "Dannnn, I'm fiiiinne" I giggled, "You're acting like you're drunk or something, come on let's get you up your all wet." He reached out to my hand as I caught hold of it I tried to heave myself up but just couldn't get further than my upper half. "HAH wet, you can make me wet anyday" I laughed as he stared around cautiously, "Come on Elle" he laughed picking me up this time as I wrapped my arms around him I saw blood stain onto my white skinny jeans and started to go dizzy again and then I.
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"Yeah, I'm calling on behalf of Elle Lester?... No,..yes,.. she's just my friend,...she's my girlfriend,....mmm... she's literally passed out on my sofa... WHAT?!.. NO!!.. okay,... yes she is.. okay.." I heard the muffle talk on the phone, I coughed slightly as Dan turned to me and put his thumbs up in a motion as if to check I'm okay which I nodded to. The thumping pain had gone now and I was left with pain under my chest. "Girlfriend, eh?" I raised my eyebrow laughing, "ugh, she kept on insisting so I had to agree or they wouldn't have seen to me. Are you okay anyway? Fell anymore pain?" He asked concerned as he lifted my feet up from the sofa and sat down, placing them on him. "I'm rad" I laughed, "still using the word rad?"
"Yupp, my headaches gone now it's just my ribs are hurting a bit, what even happened?"
"Well my friend, you're the only person I've met more clumsy than your brother. And.. you might have broken three ribs"
"I tripped on something?"
"You slipped on water..again."
"Oh, fuck me. Fuck."
"I already did" Dan laughed with a smirk on his face.
"That's not even funny"
"You laughed"
"So did your dad last night.. wait did that joke even work?"
"Not one bit" he laughed looking up at me.
"Shitty shit shit"
"What??"
"I'm doing veds"
"What the fuck is veds, are you on some sort of drug?"
"Noo, it's video every day September, on my second channel?? Gosh you fake fan" I laughed throwing my pillow at him.
"Wait.. you've broken your ribs and that's what you're most concerned about?"
"Yes!! I'll be broke this month if I don't film it."
"Okay, I'll go get my camera for you to borrow IF you collaborate with me afterwards?"
"Okay... after we check tumblr to see what the viewers are saying?"
"Deal."
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Awkward. | A Danisnotonfire/Dan Howell fanfic
Fanfiction**Set in 2009 ** Elle was almost your stereotypical girl next door, but with a slight difference... she was Phil Lesters sister.
