Thoughts of a slightly narcissistic soul.

Umm an opening chapter?

I find myself thinking a lot to myself. I'm m sure we all think to ourselfs a lot. Well its part of the reason for me writing this book. So I can write down all these boring subjects that probably only interest very few. Well lets get started.

Something not too strange, I at times, when I bring it to my own attention, try to find ways to subtly cover my mouth when chewing around others. Chewing is very unbecoming to me in general.

I dislike how skeletons are at times made out to be frightening. They give us structure and help us countlessly throughout our day and people cringe at the sight of them.

I feel quite in touch with my inner mother. Don't run into the road. Buckle up. Look both ways. Watch your step......

I sometimes think it would be cool to mentally build a second personality in the back of my mind to tell me jokes or something. So it would be like someone with split personalities but with one personality always being dominant while the other just chills in the back of my head. Too bad that'd probably require some seriously bad neurological disorder.