So dietary habits am I right? Mine aren't widely accepted as healthy.... but it's usually people who are out of shape who tell me that \_(^_^)_/....These habits are also a bit of a running joke in my family. Ima break it down now starting with definitions
Food: life support
Breakfast: A myth.
Lunch: A 45 min. break from work where I pelt money at vending machines.
Dinner: A strange tradition my parents have me to partake in.
10pm: When I'm actually hungry, but everyone else has started to go to sleep so cooking is out of the option.
Snacking: normal means of self nourishment.
Salt: Bae.
Water: I didn't want to eat, but I was hungry.
Appetite: That friend who calls you in the middle of the night.
Fruit: life support of choice
Now some situations. (most are exaggerated. It's also wrote to sound blind to my own faults.)
I wake up and I'm usually not in the mood to eat, even if hungry.
Oh its 3pm... I should make a ... food.
6pm dinner time... LUNCH WAS 3 HOURS AGO HOW ARE YOU GUYS HUNGRY!
(If I'm in charge of dinner) *starts cooking at 9,(the time I believe dinner should be eaten) family is not happy*
*forgets to eat*
*has huge appetite. Not hungry*
*has the hungry. No appetite.*
OMGOODNESS MANGOS, PEACHES, AND APRICOTS ! *takes 12*
Oh salad...... *proceeds to add salt to bowl of bacon bits with leafs.*
"you're going to have high blood pressure"
"maybe"
"nonononono. you.are.dying."
"I have trained my body to be impervious to this type of poison"
*losses 10 IBs from forgetting to eat* sweet thats like at least 3 weeks of junk food i can eat. *tells mom lost weight with out trying* *gets smacked*
seriously those weight loss mags got it wrong.
My family usually complains about my lack of eating. as i see it if I'm not hungry why should i eat?.... also I was recently left home for a week and I had prepared and bought food that should have lasted me well past there expected time to be back. they got back a day early (it was Thursday) WITHIN A DAY THEY ATE FOOD FOR 5 DAYS!!!!! >.>..... monsters.
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