Shrek

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Talking to someone you don't like :

Person : Hi!

Me : Uhh. Hey.

Person : How do I look-

* My phone rings *

Person : Who is it?

Me : -__-

Person : ...

Me : It's Shrek. He told me to tell you that he wants his face back. So if you don't mind, I'm going to go and tell him that you're still wearing it.

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