THE Story Of Jeff TURTLE

Chapter 1

I have a turtle named Jeff. He died and pooped at the same time. He was my best

friend. All I have is Jeff's shell now. I hope he's happy he pooped on my face.

He was very fat so his skin was very flabby.

I kept Jeff's first poop in a bag, it was VERY VERY smelly.

This was my favorite part: On September 29 Jeff pooped non-stop and I pooped too.

We love to poop everywhere, like in public floors. My cat Jeff-ff was jealous of Jeff so Jeff-ff pooped and puked on Jeff.

Jeff-ff kept farting at Jeff and I farted at Jeff-ff for being mean to Jeff.

Then, Jeff-ff decided to run away and go to another person.

Jeff my turtle bit my finger when I was feeding him, I got so mad because it was bleeding.

I covered Jeff with all my poop and farted on him.

I decided to kick Jeff and sell him to my neighbor who really wanted a turtle.
After a year, Jeff died of pooping and farting at my neighbor because he didn't like her.
-RIP-
Jeff Turtle
2011-2015
To Be Continued.......