Q: What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
A: Moby Duck.
Q: Why did Dopey take a box of crayons with him into the bedroom?
A: Snow White asked him to draw the curtains.
Q: What do you get when you cross Pooh and a skunk?
A: Winnie the P.U.
Q: How does Mickey feel when Minnie is mad at him?
A: Mouserable.
Q: Why did Sleepy take firewood to bed with him?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?
A: Because they got lost at C.
Q: What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
A: "I'm all ears!"
Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy's
Q: What does Olaf eat for lunch?
A: Icebergers
Q: Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
A: She was looking for a date.
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