For the last two days we have had a substitute chorus teacher. She literally opened with this statement,
"I am an excellent singer. I am an amazing teacher. I suck at playing the piano."
I don't think I have been as annoyed with her as everybody else, though things in class have been moving more slowly. The weird thing is, it always feels slow for the sopranos because we have the easiest part! Being a soprano, I just sit there and stare at my music as the Baritones and altos sing there crazy harmonies. Even if you have a soprano part that is remotely hard, the alto part is almost guaranteed to be 100times harder. Then everybody expects you to know your part perfetly because the alto part sounds like a three year old smacking a piano. (DISCLAIMER: I do not mean to offend any passing altos. I actually think some of your parts sound pretty cool. But some of them just sound so flipping weird on their own.) (Out of my friends I am the only soprano! Good luck with "O Christmas Tree" requiredinformation, Madster151, bunnyywabbit, and legittheshinx
I am also annoyed by the giggles-and the laughter- and the whispers made by the other children, because I was so NOT used to them being there with my other chorus teacher. I feel so strict saying things like that. I am supposed to be a child. loosen up Juniperwillow...
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Just another RANT Book
RandomA lot of my friends are doing rant books, and they look like they might be fun. My life isn't that interesting, so I don't know how often i'll write anything, but I thought i'd at least give it a shot.