hey, hey... hey-hey... you. you should really watch this video. yeah right up there. /\ all he stuff in this is about that but whatever. enjoy ur life.
I found this video two seconds after my last one and I just fwcking HAD to put it up.
I have finally handled the "being awkward in a dress" problem by ALWAYS WEARING SOMETHING UNDER IT. NOBODY F*CKING KNOWS I WEAR SPORT SHORTS UNDER ALL MY SKIRTS AND DRESSES. (EXEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME I WAS ALL LIKE, "hey, hey, Legittheshinx, I am wearing shorts under my skirt!") THAT WAY I CAN JUST WEAR WHATEVER THE F*CK WINDES UP IN MY LINE OF SIGHT INSTEAD OF BEING CRAZY ABOUT PICKING OUT CLOTHES EVERY DAY. Yes apparently I screamed that all in your face.
SWEARING PROBLEMS
I did dance classes for eight years, so I had to learn how to do makeup... but not REAL makeup. I LITERALLY put glue onto my eyelids and puffed loose glitter onto them. I still SUCK at make up.(though I do like wearing red lipstick) BECAUSE RED IS A F*CKING ELEGANT COLOR!
I never even tried to do my hair for dance. I can't hair. I have a friend that can hair. but I can't hair.
nails are no.
not of age for drinking.
F*cking love cargo pants. purses are annoying and uncomfortable, (and they never fit enough) and it is more safe to wear the purses that go around your shoulder because they are more comfortable and someone can't just come and grab it out of your hand. To busty girls those strapped purses might as well be f*cking boob floss. I know.
#alwayshaspeopletalktoherwhenshehasfoodinhermouthandthenalmostchokes
I never care about my appearance. I just want to be happy and comfortable.
I dance like a scared deer plowing through a china shop, and I always hate myself for dancing afterwards.
There is like this version of myself that just stands there right next to me, waiting for me to do something stupid. Then it just slaps me in the face and is like "WTF why did you do/say that dipsh*t?"
eight years of dance class, no problem with hight heels here bro. U JELLY? bite me.
OMfrickin'G it is almost 1o'clock in the f*cking morning. I am drunk on life of not being asleeeeep. sh*t, man. see ya.
bye bye, enjoy ur life!
YOU ARE READING
Just another RANT Book
RandomA lot of my friends are doing rant books, and they look like they might be fun. My life isn't that interesting, so I don't know how often i'll write anything, but I thought i'd at least give it a shot.
