1. Use it as fish bait
2. Eat it
3. Light it on fire
4. Drown it
5. Read it bad fanfiction
6. Stick it in front of a really scary horror movie
7. Cut it up
8. Deep fry it
9. Make it stay with your younger siblings for a week
10. Use it as a punching bag
11. Use it as a paintbrush
12. Smash it
13. Hide it under your dirty couch
14. Flush it down the toilet
15. Use it as a shooting target
16. Throw it out a window
17. Give it to your neighbor's pet dog
18. Strangle the banana
19. Make it read War and Peace in Pig Latin
20. Leave it in a lecture hall
21. Feed it to your pet
22. Behead it
23. Use it as a fencing target
24. Give it to the class pets to use as bedding
25. Stick it in the garbage
26. Leave it in a public restroom
27. Drop it from a plane
28. Use it as a sponge
29. Send it to interrogation and have it asked stupid questions
30. Attack it with a chainsaw
31. Give it a rug burn
32. Stick it in the washing machine
33. Leave it in the monkey's habitat at the zoo
34. Send it to prison for a life sentence
35. GRENADES!!!!!!
36. Have a horse trample over it
39. Leave it in the wild with noting but a dead cellphone
40. Send it to Antarctica with a speedo
41. Put it in the freezer
42. Send it on the outside of a rocket to the moon
43. Send it to the sun
44. Have it hand scrub sweaty clothes
45. Dangle it over a volcano
46. Shoot it with a machine gun
47. Make it do everyone's homeowrk
48. Dye it an ugly color
49. Lock it in a box and ship it to the North Pole
50! Have it learn about the history of logging during the Civil War
51. Have it learn an obscure kind of dialect
52. Have it write a 300 page book in that language
53. Make it learn all the digits of π
54. Make it factor a prime expression
55. Have it eat 5 week old leftovers
56. Feed it a radioactive compound
58. Make it count to 10 billion by ones
59. Make it drink a used toilet
60. Take its winning lottery ticket
61. Make it give an oral report on the origins of each of the letters of the alphabet
62. Spear it on a sword
63. Take away its Netflix privileges
64. Disable its phone until it no longer works
65. Sentence it to listen to off-key opera music for 30 hours
66. Add it to a shish-kabob and slowly roast it over a fire
67. Give it to a hungry vegan great white shark
68. Make it spend 5 hours in a carnival porta-potty
69. Two words: A Minefield
70. Inject it with toxic soy sauce
71. Step on it
72. Dress it up in tight pantyhose
73. Make it paint pictures, then destroy them
74. Say to it, " call the Guinness book of World Records, we have a winner for worlds ugliest being"
75. Feed it mashed bananas. (It's a cannibal!)
76. Use it as a snowman nose
77. Make it sleep on a rocky floor with no blankets or pillows
78. Test it with the medieval torturous methods
79. If it loves to talk, ignore it
80. Take its peel
81. Lost all of its faults and tell it rudely to fix them
82. Launch a war against it
83. Spin it on a wheel for a long time
84. Cover it in chocolate and eat it for dessert
85. Practice cutting with scissors on it
86. Leave it in the desert with no water and after a steam bath
87. Have it write a 3000 page book in 3 days for life or death
88. Have it smell people's feet
89. Brand it with a branding iron
90. Enter it in the Hunger Games
91. Suspend it off the face of a cliff
93. Make it your servant
94. Play creepy things when it's trying to fall asleep
95. All fan people attack it because it dissed their opts
96. Have it drink a bottle of spicy hot hot-sauce
97. Shove wasabi in its mouth
98. Lock it in a room with the guy with the smelly fars
99. Impale it with many sticks
100. Run over it with a car
101. VAPORIZE IT
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