What does a computer call her dad??
Data
What do you call a fish with no I??
Fsh
What did the ocean say to the other ocean??
Nothing they just waved
Why can't a blonde dial 911??
She can't find the 9
Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat??
BECAUSE he was pissed off
What did the bird say after his cage fell apart??
CHEAP CHEAP
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight??
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses
Why did the chicken say "meow, oink,bowwow moo??
He was studying foreign language
What do you get when you cross a bear with a deer??
Beer
