Title: New Roommate
Genre: fluffu, oneshot, drabble-ish
Warnings: none
Words: 405
Summary: Lately, Dan and Phil have been hinting about the new female roommate they're going to have soon; the phandom is riled up, thinking that a girl in the house will ruin Dan and Phil's relationship and break them apart forever.
[A/N] so... um... this came to me in the shower and i wanted to write it, so here I am an hour later with a short af story
Phil was sat on the couch in the lounge, scrolling through his Twitter mentions on his new video. He replied to some of the more sensible ones, chewing on his cereal in thought. "Hey, Dan?"
Dan hummed in reply from his sofa crease.
"Today's the day, isn't it? You reckon we should make a video when she gets here?"
Suddenly, Phil seemed more interesting than whatever Dan had been previously doing. He sat up and smiled, telling Phil how he thought things should go.
"Hey, guys! So, a lot of questions have been coming up recently about my last video, and here we are to answer them! But first, if you haven't seen my last video, you can click here to watch it. It'll open up in a new window so you won't be taken from us. I'll just dance while you do that." He paused his words for a few moments to dance around where the annotation for his last video, called "New Roommate", would go. "Okay! Now, you may be wondering who this new roommate is, and we'll get to that, don't worry." He gave a small, relaxed chuckle and continued with his words. "Second, you guys don't actually know her, sorry! And third--"
He was cut off as Dan opened the door to his room and stepped slowly in. He smiled at Phil when he glanced in his direction and watched silently from the side.
"That was Dan who just came in by the way, not some strange murderer if you were wondering. And he has our new housemate with him! That is the third thing I had mentioned; today is the day she's moving in! Yay!" Phil gave a tiny cheer and and lifted his arms up as Dan laughed silently from the doorway.
Dan's voice carried across the room. "Is is time to introduce her?" Phil nodded, eyes wide and bright and smile encouraging. Dan walked carefully to Phil's side and sat gingerly down. He lifted his gaze to the camera and spoke.
"Hello, internet. You all know me, Dan, obviously. You don't know her, though." He nodded to the bundle in his arms, handing it to Phil when he made affectionate grabby hands. Once the bundle was in Phil's arms, Dan pulled the swaddle back to reveal the face of an infant, no more than three months old. "Internet, we'd like you to meet Sophie Howell-Lester, our new daughter."
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Fanfiction*****I WILL BE KEEPING SLY AS A CREATURE I've decided to give the one-shots thing a go. I really have no ideas, but if you'd like you can drop me a request. I'll probs do anything so long as I know the fandom. Cover art not mine, btw.
