a SEAL good time

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i made a friend :)

his name is matthew, and i promised him id take him out for sushi wen i get back, (hes never had it before) and then wed go snow boarding. 

haha, we met at the mall when i was going to meet up with some friends from camp, and hes pretty cool. 

we saw harry potter 7, part 2, then i had to buy my little sister a Birthday present.

It was SO WEIRD.

we were hanging out in the Toy Store and it was us and two other friends, and we had all grabbed random stuffed animals and were having a great time, when out of no where this employee came up and took the animals and told us not to play with them! 

WTF?

who takes animals away from kids?

or well, teenagers.

still.

not cool.

so after he walks away, me being me looked at all of our sad faces and said “im gunna go get our toys back.”

so after i was sure the guy was gone, i went back and grabbed my animal (a huge gray seal) and ran back before the guy could catch me.

so im sitting there with my seal, and the guy comes back.

this is what happened:

Guy: IF I SEE YOU WITH THE SEAL AGAIN IM GOING TO-

Me: dude, chill out.

Guy: i told you, NO SEAL!

Me: why?

Guy: Because! you no play with seal!

Me: what if i buy the seal?

Guy: you buy seal?

Me: yes, ill buy the seal!

Guy: whats your name?

Me: EMMA UPPTON!

Guy: ok, if you dont buy the seal, i will file a report! ill be waiting for you at check out.

Me: (waits till hes gone then flicks off his general direction)

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Can you believe that?

What. An. Ass.

so any way, i buy the seal, and matthew was all like, “what a rude man, im glad you saved him from the evil man.... can i hold him?”

so we walked through the mall, side by side.

me with an epic hat with ears that looked like and owl, him petting a seal.

that, i could tell, was the start of a beautiful friendship.

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