Gravity Falls's Beauty Pageant (A Candip Fanfic)

"The Gravity Falls's princess"

A/N: hey everyone! I love Candip! They're so cute! I made this story when I was young but forgot about it but after seeing "Road Attraction" I have fallen deeply in love with the couple and just squeal every time I see them. Understand though please that this was before the twin of Stanford Pines was made and all. I hope they do end up a couple at the end of the series or something. Anyways, enjoy this cause I also would like to thank iCarly for helping me come up with this. Hope you'll all enjoy Candip fans!!!

In the small town called Gravity Falls Oregon, it was a bright and sunny day. Everyone seemed to have a smile on their face thanks to the nice day and nothing could seem to ruin.
In the Mystery Shack, Mabel Pines and her two best friends, Candy and Grenda, were up in the attic doing some special affects on one of her guides to life. They were fixing up the fashion one.
"Hmmm..." Mabel rubbed her chin as she looked at the computer. "I think it needs more deeper voicing."
"Agreed!" Grenda shouted with pride.
Mabel gave her the headphones and microphone for her to say 'oh yeeaahhhh' a little louder and deeper like a man.
"I think it's fine the way it is." Candy said.
"Oh trust me Candy," Mabel said. "When it comes to voicing, it's really hard to make it really deep and it makes everything look good."
"Yeah. You need to make it sound as if you got a frog in your mouth." Grenda said.
Candy looked confuse. "I think you mean throat."
"Kids!" They heard Mabel's Great Uncle yelled from downstairs. "Come quick!"
They decided to fix it later and run down the stairs. They found her Great Uncle sitting on the recliner looking at the TV. Dipper and Soos were on the other side wondering what was up.
He laughed. "I need you all to laugh at this with me." He pointed toward the TV so everyone could look.
A commercial came up on the TV and showed a lot of pink stuff and sheriff Blubs was on the commercial looking fancy. "Welcome Gravity fellers!" He said on the TV. "You all know this special event for all the lucky ladies out there. The Gravity Falls's beauty pageant!"
"Ugh. The beauty pageant?" Candy sneered at the TV.
"People around this town are more father around about this more than usual." Stan said.
"What's the Gravity Falls beauty pageant?" Mabel asked.
"Yeah." Dipper said.
"Oh it's this regular pageant that happens every year in Gravity Falls." Grenda explain.
"Yeah, whoever wins gets loads of money and gets to go on a trip to Hawaii." Stan said. "And might I say, belch! It's terrible! I bet they lie about the money to Hawaii cause of how I never see anyone actually pack to go."
"Yeah." Wendy agreed as she came in the room with everyone. "It's nothing but girls trying to act goofy."
"And stupid..."
Dipper heard that whisper and wonder who could have said it. He's not really into beauty pageants but he's concern who would say something like that.
"Well I think women are trying to prove they are beautiful, talented, successful, and great." Soos said. "Even though they may not see it, they all are already."
Everyone just looked at him as if he was a lunatic.
"Your grandma talks too much." Stan spoke.
"And we all know our number one winner for each twelve years is none other than Pacifica Northwest!"
That caught everyone's attention.
They all saw on the TV Pacifica walking with her snobby smile. She did look pretty.
"Yes," Shanra Hermiandiaz said on the television. ""Ugh. The beauty pageant?" Candy sneered at the TV.
"People around this town are more father around about this more than usual." Stan said.
"What's the Gravity Falls beauty pageant?" Mabel asked.
"Yeah." Dipper said.
"Oh it's this regular pageant that happens every year in Gravity Falls." Grenda explain.
"Yeah, whoever wins gets loads of money and gets to go on a trip to Hawaii." Stan said. "And might I say, belch! It's terrible! I bet they lie about the money to Hawaii cause of how I never see anyone actually pack to go."
"Yeah." Wendy agreed as she came in the room with everyone. "It's nothing but girls trying to act goofy."
"And stupid..."
Dipper heard that whisper and wonder who could have said it. He's not really into beauty pageants but he's concern who would say something like that.
"Well I think women are trying to prove they are beautiful, talented, successful, and great." Soos said. "Even though they may not see it, they all are already."
Everyone just looked at him as if he was a lunatic.
"Your grandma talks too much." Stan spoke.
"And we all know our number one winner for each twelve years is none other than Pacifica Northwest!"
That caught everyone's attention.
"Yes," Shanra Hermiandiaz said on the TV with Pacifica next to her. "Young miss Pacifica Northwest has been miss Gravity Falls's princess since she was two years old. Never once lost a pageant. I am here now with miss Northwest." Shanra look down at the blond kid. "So tell me Pacifica, what exactly made you so amazing of who you become?"
"Well," Pacifica started off. "It's like you said. I'm amazing. And well, I'm just so gifted. And no one could possibly hate me. Let's say I'm the specialist girl in Gravity Falls."
"Do you think you will have a hard competition against one of the girls?"
"Oh no. Who could possibly beat me?" She laughed.
"Ugh. Pacifica." Dipper rolled his eyes. "She's miss Gravity Falls's princess?" Mabel asked.
"Yep. She always won every pageant." Grenda explained. "She never lost one."
"Hey Dipper, maybe that's perfect for you." Stan teased.
That only made Dipper embarrassed and have red cheeks.
"Ah I'm just kidding kiddo."
"I wish we could join." Mabel said to her friends.
"Yeah! That would be EPIC!!" Grenda shouted.
Thanks to her yelling, Waddles ran across the living room squealing in fear. Everyone stood still by the silence.
"Awkward." Grenda broke it with her voice.
After laughing at her awesomeness, Wendy had to head home. She said her father, Manly Dan, wanted her to help her younger brothers with a tree falling accident. Stan was bored and someone came into the gift shop. He was ready for more money.
"But totally girls!" Mabel said. "We should be in it!"
"Ohh. I don't know." Candy spoke softly and brushing her fingers through her black hair.
"Ohhh come on Candy." Grenda said. "You never want to do anything fun."
"Yeah dude. It will be awesome with you and your friends in it." Soos said.
"No. I just not sure it's my kind of thing. Plus I just don't see what's so fun about pageants."
"Ohhh. I see what's up." Soos smirked believing he's right. "You actually see that you are beautiful and amazing!"
"What? No. I... I just don't like pageants. They look silly. And what I see what happens to girls that lose. It's really sad. Plus I don't like how the judges judge how you by how you look. They don't care about what talent you do or how hard you showed that you have tried."
"Yeah that's true." Grenda said thinking about it. "I mean, if it was me, I would be the first one out."
"No Grenda!" Mabel cheered for her muscular friend. "You are number one!"
"YEAH!!!"
After that, a glass fell and everyone laughed by how amazing Grenda's voice can do. First a squealing pig and now a glass falling.
Dipper finished his laughter box and started to still wonder who said the beauty pageant was stupid. But he I had one hint that could e the possible answer. He started to think it was Candy since she believe the pageants were silly. But he could be wrong.
After that, everyone decided to continue what they were doing and have their fun day continue.

A/N: I know the first chapter seems lame but I tried Lol it's hard to add jokes you're not use to. But like I said, this was before Stan had his twin brother mad before Pacifica became a good person once she allowed everyone in. Even though I like how Pacifica changed. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy and I'll be back with another chapter! Bye bye!