Endiesorceress: I dare all four of you to try to open and eat your own durian then tell me what it tastes and smells like.
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Alfred: dude what's a durian?
Allen: apparently this... *holds one up*
Alfred: uhh...... Ok then? *grabs one and tries to crush it open resulting in it exploding and going everywhere*
Allen: *wipes face off and glares at Alfred*
Alfred: uh whoops...... *licks the side of his face* ugh that's terrible!!! X(
Allen: *sets it on the ground and tries to whack it open with a bat* ........ (It doesn't work....)
[meanwhile...]
Matthew: *looking at the durian* Um...
Matt:*walks away shaking his head* Nope.
Matthew: * cuts open the durian then covers his nose quickly and sets the fruit aside* Maple! I-I'm sorry I have to go now.....*quickly walks away*
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Allen: *still trying to get it open* ugh ya stubborn little-! *throws bat down and kicks fruit* Forget it! *storms away angrily*
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