Ask/Dare Allen, Matt, Alfred, or Matthew!

Surprise!!!

Alfred: oh well this one time Allen came over to my house (he even admitted later it was just to scare me) so I invited him in (he looked confused). We ended up watching a bunch but of scary movies and junk. Which were awesome by the way! Anyway, I heard this really creepy sound from downstairs and I swore it was a ghost! I might've maybe freaked out about it a little bit... He called my a "big baby" and a couple other names. Then I heard it again and could've sworn it said my name! So I did freak out about that. He called me more names but told me to "just chill" when I wouldn't stop taking about it ('cause like apparently I just go on and on sometimes, ya know?) he eventually went down to check the basement for me! I'll even admit I was kinda shocked. When he came back up he told me there were a bunch of corpses everywhere and so I flipped my lid and started screaming all over the place (not my proudest moment...) and he told me it was just a joke and he didn't actually see anything but Tony. Man was I relived. I don't have a ghost in my basement! So we watched some more movies and it got kinda late so I convinced him to stay the night. 'Cause nobody needs go wandering around after dark! Well later I woke up to some screaming and ran to see if something bad happened and there really were ghosts, turns out he's just had a nightmare. So I eventually convinced him to sit with me in the living room (we had some hot chocolate!). And I actually got him to talk to me about it! Well, somewhat.... But still! And of course I listened, what kind of hero would I be if I hadn't? And I'm confident that we solved the issue! Or at least some of it..... And he actually said thank you!!! I was like "whaaaat?" Of course I didn't say that out loud, that would've totally ruined the moment... Though I did spill hot chocolate all over me.... (Which he laughed about)......

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Matthew: um, well.... I helped Matt fix a wall and the roof of his cabin once when a tree fell on it. We made pancakes when it was done~ uh does that count?....

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Allen: ........

Alfred: pfft... *starts laughing*

Matt: ...... *really doesn't want to be here, or hear this*

Allen: *shrugs* sure, why not?....
*grabs microphone and proceeds to scream-sing the song*

Uh huh, this my ****
All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my ****, this my **** [4x]

I heard that you were talking ****
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my ****, this my **** [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals,no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my ****, this my **** [4x]

Let me hear you say this **** is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This **** is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Again
This **** is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
(This **** is bananas)
(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my ****, this my **** [4x]

[song ends]

Allen: well, hope you were entertained...

Alfred: *too busy laughing his guts out on the floor to respond*

Matt: ........

Allen: *smirks* have a nice day~ *drops microphone and walks out*

Matt: *can't believe he just saw that* .......... *turns and leaves*

Alfred: *still laughing on the floor*