chapter five

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"ohayo!" Dan said as he realized Phil had woken up.

"ohayo. why are we saying good morning in Japanese?" he replied groggily. Dan shrugged his shoulders.

"yesterday I was watching a lot of anime before I came here. also sorry for the surprise sleep over... again" Dan scratched the back of his neck. Dan had accidentally fallen asleep at phils house many times. sometimes Phil had fallen asleep at dans house, they just weren't at dans house a lot.

"it's -" Dan bit his lip, suddenly nervous under phils gaze. Dan was nervous for no reason, as Phil was just saying that it was okay or something. yet, Phil was effected by the way the boy bit his lip.

"-fine" he breathed out.

it was about two days ago that Phil had had the dream. that's what Phil referenced it as, not wanting to say something like "sex dream". so he just called it the dream. Phil had started acting more... shy, you could say. and he had certain thoughts about the brown haired male. they were random and they were dirty, and Phil certainly did not appreciate them.

Dan and Phil had also gotten closer the past month. not to the point of actually hanging out in school, but they did wave to each other sometimes in the hallway. Troye had started hanging out with Dan and the others more often, to avoid Tyler and Marcus as they had started going out after Marcus comforted him after the break up. also Joe kept disappearing mysteriously during most lunch periods, confusing the more popular gang.

"what time is it?"Dan asked.

"about 11" Phil replied. Dan sighed; phils voice was groggy and rough and Dan couldn't help but find it a bit... attractive.

then suddenly chitose came up and took off her glasses and had a very sexual fantasy about them, causing her to die of blood loss from her nose bleed.

(no I'm kidding it was a Halloween prank ok back to the actual thing)

both Dan and phils phones buzzed. they then realized that they had been added to a kik group chat.

con da bomb: oh hEy guYS
troy seven: o
Danyul memewell: o
p j: o
ben j pierce the whale: o
philly : o
ryan minaj: pls stop
caspy cakes: o
joe slug: o
con da bomb: thanks for the love guys
p j: god Troye it's yOUr fauLt you started it
troy seven: r00d
Danyul memewell: calm down guys
Danyul memewell: also
Danyul memewell: @ Joe and Caspar
Danyul memewell: are you guys fucking behind our backs bc I thought it'd be good to discuss this as a group
joe slug has left the chat
caspy cakes has left the chat
caspy, Joe have been added to the chat by troy seven
troy seven: pls do share
con da bomb: & don't leave again
ryan minaj: make us all admins Connor pls
Ryan Minaj has been removed from the chat
Ryan Minaj has been added to the chat by Ben j pierce the whale
Ryan Minaj: r00d af
Danyul memewell: so Joe & Caspar r u guys fucking or what
philly : o_o
philly : help me pls
Joe slug: gotta zayn bye
caspy cakes: same bye
p j: o
troy seven: o
Philly : wait where's Chris
p j: o yea
crabby chris has been added to the chat by p j
crabby chris: tf is this
troy seven: ur never getting out
danyul memewell: ur stuck here forever man
con da bomb: there is no escaping the abyss of this chat
crabby chris has left the chat
danyul memewell: o
troy seven: nevermind then
danyul memewell: @ phil I'm hungry make me food
Philly : you could've just told me that you're literally 2 feet away from me
danyul memewell: just make me some damn Delia Smith pancakes
troy seven: @ Connor why don't you make me Delia Smith pancakes?):
con da bomb: @ Phan SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE OH MY GOD
danyul memewell: r u literally shipping me and phil together? the least you could do was make me the dominant one):
troy seven: lol
ryan Minaj: lol
Ben j pierce the whale: lol
con da bomb: lol
p j: lol
philly : lol
danyul memewell: don't mock me and my submissive-ness instead make me Delia Smith pancakes):<
philly: sigh fine brb
philly has been removed from the chat
Danyul memewell: wtf
ryan Minaj: do u like Phil
Danyul memewell: wha
troy seven: we see the way u look at him
Ben j pierce the whale: we all do.
danyul memewell: I don't like him
danyul memewell: even if I did, he's straight right
ryan Minaj: I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING
troy seven: SAME OH MY GODJ
danyul memewell: o
danyul memewell: ok
troy seven: I thought everyone knew he was pan
troy seven: but dw he had a preference for guys so you're safe dan
danyul memewell: omfg no
ryan Minaj: I'm still laughing
con da bomb: I thought everyone knew too wtf even I knew it??
P j: same
Ben j pierce the whale: same
danyul memewell: *insert depressed tamaki here* this is basically what I feel rn and I doubt any of you get it
danyul memewell: gotta blast the pancakes are done
philly has been added to the chat by con da bomb

"so why didn't you tell me you were pan?" Dan outright asked Phil.

"okay 1. it isn't something you just casually bring up 2. I thought everyone knew" Phil said. Dan facepalmed as he realized that for some reason he was left out on something as pointless as phils sexuality. apperantly everyone but him knew up until a few minutes ago.

"let's just eat. after all, you did make these pancakes for me, so thanks babe " Dan said. the nickname was a casual thing now, it just kinda happened.

"okay sure" Phil said, gesturing to Dan to sit down at the table and eat the delicious delia smith pancakes.

they ate in silence, too busy enjoying the Delia to talk.

"do you like someone, Dan?" Dan nearly started choking as he heard the question.

"i-uh-yes. I think I do, I'm not sure I'm just really confused with my feelings right now" Dan stuttered.

"who is it?" that was when Dan really choked.

"I don't feel comfortable talking about this topic so let's move on, yeah?" (wow Dan ur so feckin subtle)

"okay" Phil said, dropping the subject.

"we need to get back to work on the project. I know we still have like 2 months left until it's due but I still want to finish in good time" Phil said. Dan nodded.

"I agree. let me just finish this Delia Smith goodness"

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"Phil is it okay if I sleep over again? it's late and I'm too lazy to go home now" Dan whined. Phil smiled, happy to have the boy to himself for another night.

"sure, it's fine with me. let's do something"

like maybe you fuck me, that'd be a fun activity

wait what the fuck

Dan couldn't beleive the random and sexual thought he had just had, face turning a more pinkish color. he didn't know that Phil was having similar thoughts like that.

"let's stay up late" Dan suggested. he didn't think that they were going to stay up until 6am, making the boys so sleep deprived that they were practically drunk.

both realized that the other was very truthful when they were very tired

-x-

A/N: and thats where I'll leave it for now happy Halloween even tho it isn't Halloween anymore where I am sigh bye wait I got tabinof so yAy also a guy in my class started watching Dan and Phil the day I got tabinof coincidences much it was the most phan-ny Halloween ever not rlly but idc k bye

p.s this was the shittiest update so far

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