there were five guys. they were the "jokers" of the school. they went by markiplier, pewdiepie, jacksepticeye and Smosh. Smosh was a duo made up of Ian and Anthony. let me tell you something, they all acted gay for the laughs. except it wasn't all acting. rumors had it that Jack and mark were caught making out in a bathroom stall and that Ian was sucking Anthonys dick in the janitors closet at the wrong time. Felix actually had a girlfriend he just acted gay.
okay, they weren't rumors. they actually happened. multiple times. Dan, Ryan, Ben, Troye, Connor, Phil, Caspar and Joe has walked in on them on multiple occasions. it was alarming how often they had wanted to go to the bathroom to find them there.
see, it's kinda funny because jack and mark had walked in on Joe and Caspar too.
they had made a game out of it. who can fuck in school without getting caught by other the most by the end of school wins.
Joe and Caspar were definitely winning. it's not like the others actually tried to change their hiding place, it was always the same bathroom and the same stall. they weren't exactly quiet either.
idiots.
the rest of the gang were getting sick of this little game, but they didn't do anything to stop them either.
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"Oh, fuck, Jack" everyone groaned except for Joe and Caspar.
"we're in the lead!" Caspar shouted before they left. Caspar and Joe high fived.
"jesus christ you two, when is this little game of yours gonna stop?" Ben exclaimed.
"when we win" Joe said. Dan sighed and reached for phils hand, entangling their fingers together. Phil looked up at Dan and smiled, Dan smiling back. Dan signed the words "I love you" to Phil and Phil signed it back. it had become their thing, neither of them knew how it happened. it was more like their own secret thing.
"we'll be right back" said Pj as he and Chris walked away into the abyss of students.
"okay lets count the gay couples here in school" Troye said.
"we have, 1. mark and Jack 2. Ian and Anthony 3. Joe and Caspar 4. Pj and Chris 5. Dan and Phil" he continued.
"and Tyler and Marcus" Caspar then realized what he had said.
"shit, sorry Troye. I wasn't thinking" he apologized.
"it's fine" Troye dismissed.
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space boy Howell: gUys guess what
Ben j pierce the whale: wot
space boy Howell: I just saw something I can never unsee
troy seven: what was it
space boy Howell: ian and Anthony fucking behind a bush in the local park ((::
caspy cakes: your new name is hella gay Dan
caspy cakes: also wow
space boy Howell: you're literally having a contest with Jack and mark about how much gay sex you can have without getting caught and you're calling me hella gay? wow
caspy cakes: point taken
space boy Lester: hello
con da bomb: aW YOU'RE MATFHING
p j: do you ever just feel like your whole life is so gay that you think you're just in a fanfiction because currently
Ryan Minaj: sAme
crabby Chris: who would read a fanfiction thats literally just filled with a shit load of gay
space boy Howell: Caspar
caspy cakes: I agree I would read it
Joe slug: I just started thinking about the first time you came over holy shit
caspy cakes: (;
space boy Howell: I remember that too
space boy Lester: same
Ben j pierce the whale: same
p j: same
con da bomb: same
Joe slug: yoU TOLD THEM
caspy cakes: I mean how would you otherwise explain to someone how and why you came to School looking like a hangover and post-sex without telling the truth
Joe slug: point taken
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a/n: I'm so freaking tired you dont even understand it's only 1pm but you get tired when you watch shokugeki no soma all day and make delicious rice hope you enjoyed this
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March To The Sea || Phan
Fanfiction"There's miles of land in front of us, and I'm dying with every step we take" [multi-ship]
