Arzaylea
Some rich girl wanted to meet up at a nail salon today & the only reason I was going was bc she was rich and I'm a gold digging bitch like bryana lolz
I grab my diary with my big ass chicken claw looking hands and my big pink fluffy pen.
"Dear diary,
What is asparagus and why do people keep calling me that like it sounds like super gross ewwy but i always Lol when they call me Arizona tea BC its rlly good and that means I taste rlly good right? Lol well gotta zayn I have to meet some rich person who could possibly be a rapist or a creepy psychotic person who wants to skin me alive and fuck my weave but I'm to stupid to care about that lolololol && I'm gonna give Lake hammens HIV tonight !!!1!1!1!1!'
I shove the small book that says 'gold digger' in sparkly gold letters in to my bra drawer
Jk I don't own bras
This book is such shit but yeah adding asparagus bc why not k bye
