Castle Crashers (fanfic)

Red Knight/Blue Knight

"No." I said.
"Why not? Your just telling your story of what happened after this." A man said, handing me a notebook full of notes, pointing at where green left off.
"No." I responded.
Blue walked in.
"Then I'll do it, and you can come in when you feel like it." He said.
"Hand me the book." Blue said, holding his hand out to me, asking me to place it in his hand.
"Alright this is from Blue's perspective now, so don't get confused."

So after we recked the king, he fled the fight. We had decided to explore the parts of the kingdom we had always wanted to see. We had actually stolen the map out of the cart the king took back to the castle. We also stole a feather and ink.
Green pointed the feather at me.
"Where have you always wanted to travel?" He asked me.
"The snow caps on the other side of the river." I said.
"Course." He said, circling that area on the map, and writing 'blue' next to it.
"You." He said pointing at red.
"The desert, also on the other side of the river." He said.
"Ok." Green said, circling the area, and writing 'red' there.
"What about you orange?" He said.
"Well, it was the mountains we trained in, but it turns out it was an active volcano the entire time, so nowhere."
Green just wrote, 'orange, deciding.'
"And I want to go to the industrial factory." He said, circling that area.
"Since the factory is just outside the forest, let's go there first, then rent a boat to cross the river." He said, rolling up the map, and motioning in the way of the factory. We all went.
The factory wasn't all we bargained for. It was ok, because I mean, I did find a pet cardinal, soooo. But it seemed green was only interested for what lay at the end of the tunnel. A giant factory with a hand, a poison blaster, an ice machine gun, a flame thrower, and floating panels that shot lightning.
"Bro, we can do that when we are bored." Orange said.
"Yeah, sorry, I thought it would be in motion." He said.
Suddenly the room sprang to life, and the machine sprang to life.
"YOU WILL, STUPID KNIGHTS." A voice boomed over the loud speaker.
It started firing the ice gun first. Red dashed right at it, and fought it, ice sickle on sword, while orange and I fired magic from a distance. Green used his bow. It blew up, but got red on fire in the explosion.
"IT BURNS!" He yelled.
I shot ice at him. It cooled down immediately.
"Don't get so close!" I had yelled at him. He grunted and got up.
"Sorry!" He yelled.
"Yeah, whatever." I mumbled.
"WHAAAAAAAAA?!?" The loudspeaker boomed.
Suddenly, two giant metal fingers whacked orange across the room.
"Ack!" He orange yelled, is back landed on a fiery metal grating. It left burn imprints on his armor.
"I QUIT!" Red yelled, pulling bombs out of his bag. Hundreds of bombs flooded out of the bag, all lit.
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU RED!" I yelled, grabbing most of the bombs,  throwing them at the area where the man controlling the machine was.
"AHHH! HELP." The man yelled, as the bombs blew up, he jumped out of the engine room. I used my insane ninja skills, and wall jumped up to where he was, grabbed him, elbowed him straight down, so he landed flat on his back. I think I heard a snap. I laughed as I touched down onto the ground, barely spurring up a dust cloud.
"You could have a been a bit more gentle." The man controlling the machine grunted.
"Oh about that! Red, go up to the control room, if anything works, blow it up." I said.
"Can do." Red said, cracking his knuckles, grabbing his backpack and bolting up the stairs to the control room.
"What about us?" Green said, motioning over to Orange.
"Give him his worst nightmare" I said.
Orange walked forward, opening and closing his fists slowly engulfing them in flames. Green just shoved his hand onto the mans chest, using an acid like poison, burning his chest.
"AHHHHHH!" He screamed.
Orange found his leg twisted in an awkward position. Instead of burning it to ash, he reached into his bag and pulled out a quill and ink. He uncapped the ink and poured it into his leg. The mans face went red, and he scrunched his face up, and I could tell he was holding in a scream.
"Wait." I said.
"What?" Orange and Green said in unison.
"Leave him be, we got what we wanted." I said.
I heard what sounded like a person yelling, "TAKE COVER!"
Red jumped out of the window holding a giant string. Once he reached the bottom, he grabbed Orange's hand and presses it against the string, and it caught fire. It started climbing the string, and went into the room. It blew up a second time. An entire computer flew out of the window and fell on the man who controlled the machines broken leg.
"WHY DO YOU HATE ME?" The man yelled.
"Wait." Green said. He walked up to the man and examined him. "He was possessed by older spirits."
"How can you tell this?" I asked bewildered that he came to that conclusion so quick.
"If you look in his eyes you can see the spirit still floating around." Green said, reaching into his bag, pulling out a vial of water.
"What's the water for?" Orange asked. "You drank the whole canteen 5 minutes ago."
"This." Green said, uncapping the vial and pouring it on the spirit. It sizzled. He screeched in pain.
"Um..." Blue said.
"Let's go." Green said dropping the vial and walking towards the exit.

***

"Sorry Green, but that was kinda bust." I said.
"Eh it was fun blowing up the control room... Twice." Red said.
"What now?" I asked.
"We rent a boat, cross the river, and go to the snow caps, and the desert." He said.
"Well, do we rest or travel?" I asked.
"Rest." Orange said.
"Travel." Red said.
"Don't care." Green said.
"Let's rest." I said.

***

After we woke up, we traveled through the forest, and rented a boat to cross the river. While we were traveling, we ran into a thunder storm.
"Oh yeah, now we're talking!" Red yelled.
Suddenly weird swamp fish creatures jumped out of the river.
"AHHHH." Green yelled, as one stabbed him clean through the back with its spear.
"GREEN!" Orange yelled, running over and applying pressure to his chest. Green got back up.
"That's twice." Orange said, kicking one overboard.
"PROTECT ME YOU NIMRODS." I yelled, freezing one, and stabbing another. I was steering the boat so I couldn't fight much.
"Red you protect Blue, Green and I will stay below deck, they are all jumping on through here!" Orange yelled.
"Roger!" Red yelled, bolting to where I was, firing lightning like a mad man.
I had to duck to avoid 3 of them.
"Careful with those you might just electrocute me!" I yelled.
"Sorry!" He yelled.
We killed most of the fish people, and the rest fled.
We reached the shore, but the storm had moved us off course a bit, and we didn't exactly land on the docks. We landed at the foot of the snow caps. Good for me, not for everyone else. They were shivering up a storm, and we didn't have any blankets, or fire. Wait.
"Guys!" I yelled.
"What." Red asked.
"Get off the boat." I said. "Then light it on fire."
"Why?" Orange asked. "We will have no other way back."
"Don't care." I said, "you guys are cold, so burn the boat, and I'll go up the mountains."
"Ok." Green said, "if you insist."
They were all off the boat and as soon as I stepped off, it was set on fire.
The mountains weren't that good so, I'm just going to skip over that.
Later we went down to get to the dessert, but had to pass through a temple. It didn't budge at first, so red just blew it up. How many explosives can he fit in his bag?
It was another fish man place. A temple for them. Crud. Now we have to deal with more.
We got through the fish temple easier than I thought. Probably because red blew everything up. Seriously, how many explosives?
After we got out of the temple, it blew up. It's kind of sad how I wasn't surprised.
"Actually, I don't really want to go to the desert anymore." Red confessed.
"Why not!?" I yelled.
"The fish temple was fun enough." Red said.
"Well, what now?" I asked.
"Let's find a village to blow up!" Red said. We all stared at him with evil glares. "Villages of bandits?" He asked innocently.
"Let's go." Orange said, walking in the way of bandit country.

***

"Thanks, you can both go now." The man said.
"Thank you." I said.