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"Ouuuhhh DODDY" I moaned.

Daniel moaned too, as he licked my-

"Analisa! Analisa! Wake up Hun!" I heard as I felt shaking. 
I slowly opened my eyes to my mother, Katrina.

"What do you want you old twatter"

"Analisa please, don't call your mother a twatter, you have been on that twatter app far too much" She huffed.

"It's called twi-"

"-And I care because?"

"YOU'RE MY MOTH-"

"Shhshhshh" She hushed me.

And that is how I met your mother.


JOKING OF COURSE HA, that was my mother so you could really say that is how you met my mother but then I'd be lying because you didn't really meet my mother because-

"STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF" She shouted.

Oh yes, I forgot she was there!

Anyways my name is Analisa and I love Daniel O'Donnell.

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