Bathroom sink...

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Drip, drop, splash.
It comes out so fast!
I'm fascinated by what it can do,
I think it's amazing don't you?
I take off my rubber bands,
Then I scrub my hands.
Great now I feel bad,
I'm making it dirty and now I'm sad.
But what is this? It is cleaning itself!
How cool is that? It's like a bowl of health.
I admire its beauty and kindness indeed.
But it doesn't like me unfortunately.
I'm just a person with dirty hands,
I'm just a person who doesn't have any fans.
But this guy right here,
He's a superstar,
it will clean hands all day, no matter where you are.
I wish I was this magnificent bowl.
I wish I had this talent but I'm dirty like a troll.
Goodbye sink, I'm gonna go eat a snack.
I love you forever, and I'm coming back.

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