***A/N : this actually is mine***
Dear alarm clock,
It's not me its you... Always watching me while I sleep, making sure I'm up... Like seriously, sometiems I just want to sleep but nope... There you are staring me in the face with your LED screen, screaming "Wake the fuck up, let's go, get up you lazy bastard, wake up!!!!" You're the lazy bastard here, all you do is sit around on my dresser all day... Why don't you get up off your lazy ass? I just think we need a break is all... Ok alarm clock? So bye
-love, Bryan
