RULES FOR DATING MY SON
1. He is not your ATM.
2.If you show up to my house looking like a stripper, I will make you go away.
3. If i see any "sexts" on his phone, I will make you go way.
4. Understand that If I dont like you, I will make you go away.
5. Understand that I can make you go away.
6. Hes a "Mama's boy" Unless you have a ring on your finger, your opinion of that does not matter.
7.You are not in charge of him and its not up to you to change him, Take him for who he is, or see rule #5.
8. He is a gentleman, I taught him that, you better act like a lady and deserve that.
9.I know how to avoid jail.
10.If you weasel your way past all of these rules and fake your way to a ring on your finger, I will e something much worse than your boyfriend's mom. I'll be your mother in law.
-LIZ HEMMINGS
I wonder if arzaylea have read all this rules..:3
Did you ever wonder whats Liz reaction towards Arzaylea??
I dont have anything to say, so yeah..bye, thanks for reading this stuff. Ilysm..:3
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