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seungkwan : what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

mingyu : i don't normally chase after boys but if he's over 6ft and has damn fine hair then bitch might just power walk

joshua : is fried chicken an emotion

s.coups : if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

hansol : science factーif you close your eyes, you won't be able to see

woozi : i might be short but wait till im 30 I will fucking chop your legs off no shh shh don't resist me

minghao : gently buries my face into a very delicate soft dog

jeonghan : love yourself so we have something in common

dk : if you think someone (me) is cute you should always tell them (me)

wonwoo : my emo phase never went away it just aged like fine wine

dino : damn i don't know these ppl who i share my personal life story with i swear u gotta believe me

jun : there was a lizard in the shower so i said hello to it and the person showering next to me was like "hi??" i wasn't sure whether to carry on the conversation or be like erh um sorry i was talking to a lizard

hoshi : my fav thing is looking real hot in front of people who once made me feel like a complete shit about my appearance

💦 hope I didn't miss anyone outー + ive been waiting for this chapter since 1999 + do you guys want more of these kinds of just regular crack cause idek lmao

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