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The Vodka Fairy (Shamchat)

I am Vodka Fairy

This is a conversation between Eyeless Jack and yourself, Vodka Fairy.

Vodka Fairy: Hello there!
Eyeless Jack: Oh not again. I thought I told you, I switched to Whiskey.
Vodka Fairy: What if I just wanted to talk?
Eyeless Jack: ... Well, I suppose we can just talk.
Vodka Fairy: So... How are things?
Eyeless Jack: Decent I suppose. Yourself?
Vodka Fairy: Pretty good.
Eyeless Jack: That's good...
Eyeless Jack: So. I heard you were dating Gin and Tonic? How'd that go.
Vodka Fairy: Ehh, He thought I was "Too strong for him." The jerk.
Eyeless Jack: That's pretty rude. Hey, what about Tequila?
Vodka Fairy: I don't really see him too often, I'm trying to get to know him better.
Eyeless Jack: Hmm.I think you two would get along.
Vodka Fairy: From what I know from the times we do meet, he seems like a nice guy.
Eyeless Jack: Well, I certainly wish you the best of luck. Gin and Tonic obviously missed out.
Vodka Fairy: Yeah, I hope it goes better.
Eyeless Jack: I'm sure it will.
Eyeless Jack: Anyway, apart from romance- how's life? How's your job going?
Vodka Fairy: Life's pretty good, could be better. Work's been iffy.
Eyeless Jack: That's no good.
Eyeless Jack: Any reason?
Vodka Fairy: Work keeps sending me off to people who clearly don't need anything else to drink.
Eyeless Jack: Tsk. That's obviously rathr stupid. Have you talked to your boss?
Vodka Fairy: I've tried, but I haven't been able to get in.
Eyeless Jack: Hmm. That is a dilemna.
Vodka Fairy: Yeah... Well, how's life for you?
Eyeless Jack: I can't find a decent meal in this city to save a life.
Eyeless Jack: And I'm very overworked. Being sent on missions here and there.... Ugh.
Vodka Fairy: Have you been able to have better luck trying to talk to your boss than me?
Eyeless Jack: My boss wouldn't listen to me unless it was to decide whether I was annoying enough to eat or not.
Eyeless Jack: We are in the same boat apparently.
Vodka Fairy: Yeah...
Eyeless Jack: *Sighs* You know what? I could use a drink.
Vodka Fairy: Mixed drink, or straight? I could use a mixed drink myself.
Eyeless Jack: Ohh... One of each.
Vodka Fairy: What kind of mix?
Eyeless Jack: At this point I genuinely don't care. Surprise me.
Vodka Fairy: Alrighty then. *gets out a shotglass, some vodka, and lemonade and fixes up two mixed drinks and pours a shot* Here you go, Jack. *hands over a mixed drink and shot*
Eyeless Jack: My thanks. *Takes them, downs the shot and shudders slightly.*
Vodka Fairy: No problem. *sips from my drink*
Eyeless Jack: *settles back into his chair and sips his own*
Vodka Fairy: *sees time* Ah, fuck. I was supposed to be back at work a few minuets ago. It was nice talking to you though.
Eyeless Jack: Ah, of course. You too. Good luck with your boss.
Eyeless Jack: Thank you for the drinks.
Vodka Fairy: Any time.
Vodka Fairy: See ya.

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