Internet Randomness

Disscussing questions (MOAR OMEGLE!)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: Technically we are all half centaur.

Stranger: what is centaur

You: *mindblown*

You: Look it up

Stranger: why don't you just tell me..

You: Alright, prepare to have a lesson on centaurs. Centaurs are mythical creatures that that have the body of a horse and where the neck and head should be, there is a human body from the waist up. Hope I taught you something.

You:https://www.google.com/search?q=centaur&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&imgil=WskMULYsGrr7DM%253A%253BXjYdlsaz8Yd1lM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fandreyhillsideavenue.b here is a picture.

You: bye

You have disconected

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This guy... I teach a lesson to him/her...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: I'm in my mum's car.

Stranger: mum

You: Good for you, question asker.

You have disconnected.

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I have nothing to say.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: My name is Matt and I'm Matt.

Stranger has disconnected.

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Wut. I already know your name. You don't have to say it again.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: what comes to mind when I say india

Stranger: cow on fire

Stranger has disconnected.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE STRANGER'S RESPONSE!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: Can fat people twerk their face?

You: wut

Stranger has disconnected.

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I have nothing to say.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss: LOL my bf is passed out drunk in a hammock. I just shaved a penis shape in his chest hair. What prank should I do next?

Stranger: cut his balls

Stranger: a little cut is fine too

Stranger has disconnected.

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That is a wrap.