Romance of the Three Kingdoms

The Legend of the Qiao Sisters: Two

Western Dynasty, Shu, Entering Jing Province, 161 A.D.

Guards patrolled the carriage like a king in a palace, as the horses moved along slowly.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

Went the carriage slowly nodding at it's equivalent nature of harmony.

"Doodoo doodoo!" Chanted Xiao, making her sister, Da, criss cross he eyes.

"Voodoo child! Voodoo!" Da couldn't take it, the carriage was hot. And Xiao's mouth smelt like excrement of a baby goat.

"How do you smell, and look such, we are meeting a prince. A soon to be lord. And his acquaintance." Da propped her chest up, high and mighty, to only look down on her doodoo mess of a sister.

Xiao pouted, "I don't care what you have to say. Daddy said I wasn't ugly."

Da can do nothing but laugh, "So what are you? You aren't pretty. Only woman are pretty. Not snotty, Goat breath, little girls."

Xiao held back swelling tears, "Daddy knows i'm the prettier one."

Da gasped circling her eyebrows, "Don't you ever say something like that ever again. I bet your behind Daddy is meeting the prince right this second. Don't put his name in vein."

"Vein?"

"Yes Vein."

"What is vein?"

"Your not even as smart as your older sister. You putrid hot mess of spoiled waste." Da flipped her hair but noticed how downing Xiao became.

Xiao played with her thumbs until her face was lifted and Da took a hard cloth and wiped her face, "I'll make you become beautiful, elegant, and graceful. Just like me. You can thank your big sister!"

Xiao cheesed, "Doodoo! Doodoo!"

Da glared, "Teehee"

A chuckle escaped her mouth until the two girls exchanged expressions.

"I guess your pretty too" Da lifted.

"Oh... I knew that already."