PENQUINS!?!?!?!?!?

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Them: What's so special about birds that can't fly
Us: THEY CAN HOLD THERE BREATH LONGER THAN A PROFESSIONAL SWIMMER AS IN LIKE 20 MINS AND THEY ARE SO ROSSOME
THEM: DA FAQ!?!?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU RANTING BOUT NOTHING
US: THEY ARE NOT NOTHING DAMIT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
THEM: WELL SORRY PESENTS!
US: *SLAP THEM LIKE NO TOMORROW* WE ARE NOT PESENTS!!!!

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