My Christmas love| Erick brian colon fanfic

monkeys are the next humans

Monkeys are amazing why do people think stuff like this they are so perverted. I mean sure they are creepy but guess what a monkey is probably smarter than her.

OK if you want to understand this well keep reading.

Once upon a time there was a stupid girl and her name was Clarissa she once said a speach about monkeys and it went a little like this...

"The animal I hate the most are monkeys." She started with a huge confident smile. "Because they are smelly disgusting and they look like d*cks." She said holding a picture of a monkey and a u know what. Don't worry people I covered my eyes.

God where does she get these pictures?

"They eat to many bannanas and they don't take showers. They are also stupid excuses of animals and I would really appreciate it if somebody made them go extinct." Oh and I want you to go extinct but I don't see that happening.

Plus don't they say that monkeys are the next humans so don't be crying for help when they are eating you alive in an alley way.

I smiled evilly at the thought. What a perfect plan and I would be the queen of the monkeys. Queen Jocelyn London ruler of the monkeys and right next to me would be my husband Nick Mara. We will have 3 babies and 2 monkeys. The names will be Jay Carter, Annabelle Shea, and Jayden Conner. The monkeys will be named Rocko and Jojo. We will live in a castle with my 4 best friends and live happily ever after.

"Jocelyn it's your turn." Mr Blue said and pointed to the front of the room.

Oh crap, is there somewhere I could hide around here. These ugly humans are going to be staring at me.

The assignment we had to do was to choose an animal you would like or an animal you don't like and I chose an animal I would like. I think Mr. Blue just gave us this assignment because he didn't want to give us a test and then have to stay up all night to grade it.

"Right." I said to myself and went to the front of the classroom with my paper in hands. "I chose a tiger for my animal because..." you don't want to here me blabbering about tigers do you? oh you do ok, well then I didn't expect that.

"Tigers are just so cute and the spots are so adorable but I would also want a tiger so I could chase all the bad people away from my house because your not always safe my friends." I said and saw my friends Jayla and Bridgett laughing at me. "But anyways not trying to get off topic but one day me and monkeys and tigers are going to rule the world with the tiger's cuteness and the monkeys craziness we will rule and destroy all you humans.. I mean umm.." I looked at the floor and ran back to my seat. I don't think anybody is actually paying attention.

All the girls are just on their phones doing nothing interesting. The guys are probably looking at disgusting things and Mr. Blue looks like he is daydreaming because during a guys speech he was smiling really creepily.

Either he was daydreaming or has a thing for the guys voice.

My stage fright is kinda different from certain people. Because I get confidence at first, but then I realize that standing in front of people and I panic so I start saying random  stuff that is in my brain and that really never goes right.

So when I went back to my assigned seat which is in the front of the room which makes it the worst seat in the world. I start doodling in my notebook.

"Jack your turn." When he said that I felt realived because usually Mr. Blue picks on me and starts laughing at me and I dont like it because that attracts attention and I turn as pink as strawberry shortcakes hat.

The whole period was just me writing in my notebook stuff like. Nick mara is hot or I love nick mara or the wierd one if Nick mara dies I die cuz till death do us part.