The Fandom Games

Night One

Sherlock stared up at John's picture. "Well. I would've thought you'd last more than a day..." Sherlock coughed awkwardly and poked at the rabbit that was roasting over his fire. "Now I have to do this by myself. You have rotten timing," he huffed. He took the rabbit off the spit and doused the fire with the water he had nearby. A faint sound of singing hit his ears and he rolled his eyes.

"Please no..." he muttered painfully, wrapping his coat around his head.

"I'm smokin em on a full tank of gas," Melkor sang gleefully.

"Mi-Mi-Bella," Moriarty joined.


"I'm a rich bitch, I'm the upper class." Thranduil flipped his hair. The other two paused and stared at him before sniggering.

"All of the day." Melkor sniggered.

Thranduil sniggered as well, pouring more of the wine that he had snuck into the arena (don't ask). "I'm the pearl to your oyster, I'm a babe," he slurred.

Moriarty stood and lifted his glass. "I'm gonna smoke Marlboro Lights and drink Champagne!"

"Donatella!"

It would be a long night for any tributes within hearing distance of the fabulous trio.

Meanwhile, a mile North~

"Choose!" Thorin growled, poking his sword harder against Tony's neck. Tony looked between the two people tied up opposite him and back at the angry dwarf.

"Choose or you'll die!" Thorin whispered menacingly in Tony's ear.

"Okay, okay! So I chose between this, tall, orange-haired dude-who-has-the-eyes-of-a-cat-from-hell-and-almost-but-doesn't-really-look-like-a-girl-kinda-like-those-pointy-eared-weirdos or-"

"Excuse me. My name is Sauron, you pathetic mortal! And I in no way resemble a woman! Show some respect!" Sauron hissed, glowing eyes flashing offendedly at Tony.

Tony ignored the offended Maia. "Or one of my arch-enemies."

Loki glared at him murderously.

Tony rolled his eyes and looked back at Thorin. "Obviously, I'm going to choose the arch-enemy. I know what he can do, and he's dangerous."

"And I'm not?" Sauron gasped, utterly horrified. "I'll have you know-"

"Be quiet!" Thorin fumed. Sauron glared sullenly, but quit talking nonetheless.

"Is this your final decision, Tony Stark?" Thorin said maliciously.

Tony flippantly waved his hand. "Yeah, yeah."

Loki, unable to speak due to a heavy duty gag, and unable to move due to heavy duty rope and being strung upside down from a tree, glared balefully at the two.

"Very well," Thorin said, moving forward with his sword in hand. Sauron fell to the ground with a thump and Loki knew right then...

His time was up.

Bruce Banner looked up as the cannon fire echoed through the night. Glancing around nervously, he returned to applying the poultice to the burn on his hand. Molotov Cocktails tend to do that to a person who was panicking...

Not too far away, Rousy was sitting in a tree thinking about all the ways she'd convince Wundy to go get killed. The last thing Rousy wanted was to kill her official Lieutenant herself... and with that Rousy's mind drifted to the specific way she would kill Wundy if it were to come to that, while she absently hummed 'Mad Hatter'.

Below her, while she was in Psycho-Thoughts land, Khan was busy crushing the obliviously sleeping Wundy's provisions into dust. He didn't feel like killing the rather harmless looking strange person who claimed right to the Kingdom of Capybaras(?), so he resorted to destroying everything she held dear. He carefully crunched every single item he could find, and quietly made his exit.

Rousy obliviously hummed.

Benedict Cumberbatch, however, was too busy to hum, trying not to intimidate the person opposite him.

"So, ah, you gonna try an' kill me?" the Joker leered, twirling his knife around.

"No," Benedict stated bluntly, eyeing the knife.

"And, um, why not?" the Joker asked.

"Frankly, I'm too tired to try anything," Benedict said truthfully.

"Hmmmm, I agree... What say we call it, ah, truce for the night?" the Joker questioned, stowing his knife away.

Benedict shrugged before slowly sitting with his back to a tree. The Joker did the same and they had a stare-down.

"You're, ah, face looks like an otter's," the Joker chortled.

Benedict rolled his eyes. "And your's looks..." He failed to find a witty enough comeback, choosing to fall into an embarrassed silence, broken by the Joker's gleeful giggles.

Now I'm sure some of you are wondering where Ned's got to...

"I can't believe I've killed someone... again!" Ned said to himself, tripping through the undergrowth. "I'm a murderer all over again... or... did I never stop being one? Ohhhhhh poor John..." he wailed.

"So you're the one who killed him?"

Ned shrieked and flailed around, looking wildly for the speaker. Finally a glint of gold caught his eye and he looked up into a nearby tree to see the hysterical elf (now much calmer, though still looking slightly crazed) staring down at him.

"I didn't mean to! I swear!" Ned held up his hands.

"I know the feeling," Glorfindel said, hopping down from his perch. "Generally speaking. I mean, I've never killed anyone I didn't want dead, but-" he paused and snickered, seeing Ned's horrified look.

"I mean orcs.. and a Balrog once... but then I died."

Ned looked confused. "But if you-"

"Long story." Glorfindel brushed it off. "Anyways, I don't particularly want to kill unless I have to, and you obviously don't want to kill at all... and I don't want to be killed... again, and I'm sure you don't either."

Ned shook his head vigorously.

"I propose we share camp tonight, and resume our forced feud in the morning," Glorfindel offered.

"Uh, ok..." Ned looked wary. "You're not gonna kill me while I'm sleeping are you? Though.. I suppose that would be the best way to go.. In fact, if you are going to kill me. please do it while I'm asleep.. or unconscious... or... something," Ned trailed off and they stared awkwardly at each other before Glorfindel shrugged and turned away.

"Alright."

And on the other side of the arena Tom Hiddleston was putting his fire out, staring sadly at the small, cooked creature impaled on the stick in his hand. "I'm so sorry," he whispered, before eating it.

And Spock, still sitting in the Cornucopia, thought of winning.

A/N This is officially the weirdest thing I have ever written ever O_O The song that they sing is 'Donatella' by Lady Gaga, all rights to her. CJ_Callahan90 (Wundy) suggested it XD It really is perfect. Thranduart actually did a parody of it as Thranduil, you should watch it *sniggers*

And I want to remind you guys, as Wundy pointed out, that everyone who dies, and all the stuff that happens is not under our jurisdiction XD It's all the simulator's fault (and kinda Wundy's because she scripted a some of it. Like Lee and Yoda XD *motions everyone to clap for Wundy while giving her the suspicious alpaca look*)

So many reviews XD

Ok guys, I've dragged this out long enough XD *sneaks off to play Hyrule Warriors*

Overlord Rousdower out_

P.S. If you want to see my visual of Sauron, look up Phobs depiction of him! It's totally awesome!