Kristina POV
People are pregnant and I hate babies, I don't even remember who's pregnant oh well. I walked outside to see a man standing at my door looking like he was about to knock, he had short bright green hair looking like slime and a pink braid coming from the back of his head and resting on his shoulder. He was older than me and was fucking covered in tattoos.
"Hey,"he said to me.
"Hey," I replied and looked at him confused.
He told me that he was my dad and that he was the lead vocalist of a band I listened to a long time ago, Attila, he also said that I used to dm him all the time on Instagram. It all came back to me and I thought he was lying to me because it was all just a joke about the whole dad thing. He said that he really was and he had me when he was 11.
"Wait, how the fuck did you have me when you were 11?" I asked.
"Long story short I fucked my teacher and she got pregnant and then she put you up for adoption," he smirked.
"So my 'parents' adopted me?"
"Yup and if you still don't believe I did a test," he showed a paper proving that he was indeed my father.
"How the fuck did you get my dna?"
"Let's not worry about that right now but hey, I'm youR DAD and you can sing that song to me now."
I smirk and begin to scream sing "YoU aRE MY DaaAAADD YOURE MY DAD BOOGY WOOGY WOOGY!!¡"
He smiles at me then explains what has happened in his life, he said that he dated Frank Iero for quite a while even though he's married, they both cheated on their wives. I remember Renee shipping then when we were 14 and coming up with the ship name, frnz. This would be a dream come true for her. I invited him inside and talked to him for a while about everything basically from serious shit to hella stupid shit. I could see where I got all of my weirdness from.
Renee POV
I walked to Kristina's house and when I got there I saw that the door was open so I just walked in and saw that Kristina was talking to Fronz. I tried to be quiet an walk over there but I tripped on nothing and fell down face first making a lot of noise. Shit. They both looked at me and I smiled, Kristina burst out laughing and Fronz smirked. Then they explained how Fronz was really her dad.
"Renee I have so thing to tell you," Kristina said.
"You're pregnant again aren't you?" I asked.
"What? No, not yet that is but anyways I want to tell you that frnz was real at one point."
"AAAA YES," I scream and fall on the ground again.
"Well it's not really over, we broke up but we still have weekly meetings of you know what I mean," Fronz says.
"AAAAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA YES" Kristina and I yell at the same time.
We all talk together for a while and then we all get stoned as fuck and Kris and Fronz have some father daughter time and then I leave. I go to the middle of the town and scream for a long time then walk back home.
Kristina POV
Fronz tells me that he really liked my dms and how he loved the drawing I made of him and said that he printed it and framed it and put it in his house. He also said that he avoided Washington because he didn't want me to find out that he was my dad at such a young age, he also really wanted to high five me that one time at warped when I was crowd surfing but he didn't because he was too nervous. I forgave him and said that it was okay because it was all worth it no matter what. We walked out to my backyard and went into my blow up pool even though it was winter and we yeeted around in there for a while still talking. My stomach started hurting and I felt nauseous so I ran inside and yeeted to the bathroom and I threw up. Saxon woke up then and ran towards me and ran her hands through my hair and asked me if I was okay. I was afraid because the last time I threw up I was pregnant but I have that baby up, I don't want no child because they're ugly and annoying af. I don't want to be pregnant again because it sucks. I flew to the store in my helicopter and walked inside and got some pregnancy tests and went to the check out lane and then there was a boy there(lane boy) who had stubble.
"SHiT," I yelled and threw the tests in the air.
The guy basically teleported to where the tests were going to land and caught them in mid air. He slid them across the counter and the whole time not losing eye contact. It was actually kind of creepy but hey, stubble. I payed for the tests grabbed them and ran out to my helicopter then flew back home and I went to the bathroom again and pulled out one of the tests and started peeing on it. Fronz walked past and I didn't close the door and he looked at me then just kind of walked away and I casually smiled like this was normal. I pulled out the test from underneath my vagina and looked at it and waited. After a few minutes the lines started to show. Time to find out.
Authors note
HAHAHAHAHAHBITCHES CLIFFHANGER AF FUCKING SUCK IT.
Also I'm sorry it takes me so long to update I forget about my stories sometimes so it takes a long time to update. Anyways if you don't know who any of these people are I'm not telling you and if I make a mistake in the story I don't fucking care, I don't proof read this story. Okay bye.
