We Are All Lesbeans

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Kristina POV
Darkness......
That's all I saw. A light flickers in the distance.
"Oh hell no, this is some creepy shit man."
I start walking the other way and then run into something and scream. I try to look up at the thing and then I remember. I'm tall I don't have to look up at shit. I feel uncomfortable, what's happening? All of a sudden the lights turn on and I see that I'm in a really tight dress and heels.
"WHAT THE FUCK AM I WEARING!?!?!! I AM NOT KENNEDY!"
I look around and see that the thing I ran into was a fuckin wall. There is nothing in the room, only me, this is fuckin creepy. I see a mirror on the wall though, okay, what the fuck, where am I? Of course being me I walk over to the mirror and look at myself. I'm wearing makeup...... What the fuck? I have lipstick on, that eyeliner shit where it's like wings or some shit and also eyeshadow. I had a tight ass dress on with no sleeves and I was PINK!
"WHY IN THE HELL AM I WEARING PINK!!?!"
My hair being short was still to the side but instead of it being blue is was light pink and hot pink. I screamed and punched the mirror, it shattered into millions of little pieces and fell to the floor. I turned around and saw a man standing there behind me, he was pretty damn hot but also really creepy. He walked up to me and I studied his facial features, bright blue eyes and stubble. OH MY LORD HE HAS STUBBLE. I fuckin love men with stubble. He walks closer to me smirks and pushes me against the wall and starts making out with me. Damn, I thought, this is hot....... WAIT! I HAVE SAXON WHAT THE FUCK!! I wanted to push him but he was just too damn hot. All of a sudden he stabbed my abdomen and blood began oozing out of my body. He smiled at me and made me picked up a piece of glass from the mirror and slit my throat to kill myself.
I wake up and sit straight up panting scared shitless right now. Goddamn night terrors. I look around and see Saxon still next to me and I look at her silently. I feel like a creep, probably because I am, oh well, I like it. I'm hungry. I want food. I get up and walk downstairs and start to make pizza waffles and get cereal and milk.
Kaylon POV
I wake up and look around the room, I see Kristina looking at Saxon while she's asleep. Creep. She then gets up, probably to get food. I fall asleep again. I wake up again to moans and screams, I look around and see Saxon and Kristina having hardcore lesbian sex. Well okay then. I get up and look at Kelsie who looks like she was dead, I poke her and she gets up and we both walk downstairs together and see that someone made pizza waffles and cereal. Most likely Kristina. We sat down at the table together and began eating our weird breakfast lunch meal.

After a little bit Kristina came downstairs wearing a Pierce the Veil short sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up a little bit that was a little too big for her and also really tight blue skinny jeans that she wears all the damn time, she had her to the side as always and has her bracelets on her arm. She also has her crappy ass blue shoes on that are duck taped together. Saxon walks down in her sweatpants and a Joan Jett shirt and socks on. A few minutes after they came downstairs Renee and Kennedy came downstairs, Renee looking gay as fuck with her black skinny jeans, red flannel, red beanie and converse. And then Kennedy wearing a damn dress and flats. After we all finish eating Kelsie and I go change, I wear a My Chemical Romance shirt with black skinny jeans and Kelsie wore a black muscle tee with a black bra and black skinny jeans. When we are all ready we decide to go on an adventure together.
Kristina POV
As we walked into the distance, probably to 4 corners, I began to sing to myself.
"Weeee aaarrreeee aaaaalllll llleeeessssbiiiiaaannnssss."

A/N
I'm not going to make any of these people change cause I'm too lazy.
And also I once again apologize if you are reading this and are not part of the gay emo cult + Saxon.

KRISTINA OUT

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