Kristina POV
This world is really fucking boring, I need something funner. I run up to my room and find my rainbow magic conch and blow on it. In about two minutes the whole cult is here.
"Guys we need to be somewhere funner, we're too weird for this world," I say walking back and forth. Something then clicks in my mind, oh thank god, I think as I remember what to do.
"You're welcome," Kaylon says nonchalantly.
"What? Oh yeah you're god, I forgot," I say.
I pull out another magic conch but this one is black, I blow on it and in less than 10 seconds a woman comes flying through my roof on a Pegasus unicorn thing.
"AAAAVVVVVVAAAAA!!!!!!" We all yell at the same time.
"CLIMB ABOARD MY FRIENDS AND I SHAL TAKE THEE TO A WORLD OF GAYNESS AND EMONESS!!" She yells upon her unicorn.
We all jump into the trailer that's hooked up to the unicorn. When we get to the other world we all run out and start walking to our new houses. While we're walking Kaylon stops and gets down on her knees just sitting there. Renee sighs in annoyance and we all join her on the ground and hold each other's hands.
"JEBUS CHEEBUS WE WISH TO SUMMON YOU!" I yell at the sky.
"TAKE MY BODY AS YOUR VESSEL AND ROAM THIS WORLD FREELY AND DO AS YOU DESIRE!!" I keep yelling and then all I see is rainbows and then darkness and feel nothing.
Ava POV
Of course this had to happen it always does, we get to Gayland and then we summon Jebus Cheebus. Oh well, Kristina stands up and her eyes are rainbow meaning that she is now Jebus.
"SAXON I WOULD LOVE TO ENTANGLE OFFICE SUPPLIES WITH THEE!!!" She yells bowing down to Saxon.
They walk into their home and entangle office supplies. Renee and Kennedy go on a walk on the beach, why does Rennedy have to be so perfect? Oh well it's pretty amazing. Kelsie and Kaylon are happy from their honeymoon and walk to their home hand in hand. I walk my unicorn to her home when we get there I tuck her into her bed and kiss her cheek and tell her goodnight. I walk to my rainbow castle and listen to Chow Down and fall into a deep sleep.
Kristina POV
I wake up in my room in Gayland and look around to see Saxon cuddled up next to me. I smirk and push her off of me and she lands on the ground screaming. I burst out into laughter, she looks up and gives me the death glare.
"I love you," I say smiling.
"Ya I love you too," she says standing up.
I get up and we put on our clothes mine consisting of a cat shirt and skinny jeans and vans Saxon is wearing high waisted jeans a crop top and her vans. We walk out well I skipped out but Saxon walked out. We meet Renee and Kennedy, Renee wearing black jeans and a plain white tee shirt and converse, Kennedy wearing a skirt, crop top and heels. We then meet Kelsie and Kaylon, both wearing skinny jeans and converse, Kelsie wears a muscle tee and Kaylon wears a crop top.
Ava walks up to us in jeans and a rainbow shirt and shoes and crown I mean she is the queen of this place so just kind of works out I guess. We all go to McDonald's and buy 4 things of large fries and all get McFlurries. We pour the fries onto the tray and eat them and our McFlurries. Saxon and I finish early so we decide to go into the woods and hang out in a tree smoking weed out of an apple and making out. When we finish off all of the weed and stop making out I go to walk away but end up falling down 50 feet. Saxon flys down with her hair and heals me with her magic wand, I stand up and put my arm around Saxon and we walk back to the cult. When we get there Kaylon is meditating so she can get her God powers back and Kelsie just observes her. Kennedy and Renee were sitting in the grass watching the sunset, kennedy leaning on Renees shoulder. We all walk back to the hood and end up playing hopscotch, I see something out of the corner of my eye.
"SSCCCCOOOTTTEEEERRRRR!!!!!" I scream running over to the rainbow scooter grabbing it and then riding around doing little bunny hops.
Saxon just watched my master skills obviously impressed. Renee just stood there shaking her head in annoyance and Kennedy continued playing hopscotch. Kelsie was running around screaming and then stopped and grabbed her stomach.
"What the fuck," Saxon says.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!" Kaylon yells.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??!??" I scream.
"Um well you scared me and then stuff happened and Kelsies pregnant now," Kaylon says scratching the back of her head.
"WHAT THE HELL," we all yell except Kaylon and Kelsie.
"Well technically it's Kristina's fault," Kelsie points at me.
"I DID NOT KNOW THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T KNOW THAT KAYLON COULD GET PEOPLE PREGNANT," I yell at them.
We all stop talking and walk back to our homes and fall asleep. What the fuck is happening? I mean I guess I did want something different, oh well, at least it's not me or Saxon.
A/N
Um yeah it's weirder now. And other shit happened. Yeah.
BYE
