Me: *eating salami while reading the dare* cool! *snaps fingers*
Everyone else: *falls*
Mike: what, where, how did you do that?!
Me: ATHUOR'S POWERS BITCH!
Scott: what's going on? Why are we here?
Me: -_- seriously? It's a dare, why else would you be here?
Allie(yes, I've decided to use Swiftspot 's name XD): um, why else would we be here? What if there's a zombie apocalypse or IT'S THE END OF TH- *muffled noises*
Me: *covering Allies mouth* not literally -_- *takes hand off*
Malica: since there's a dare, I really wonder what it is. *wink wink*
Yandere: what with the weird talking Malica?
Malica: ooooh, it's nothing... *troll face*
Me: XD
Gold: so, what's the dare?
Me: Scott has to prank call someone
Mike: PRANK CALL THE BOSS!
Jeremy: h-here's the p-phone
Me: KAWAII OVERLOAD! *faints*
Mike: *catches me*
Allie: *secretly jealous* *puffs her cheeks* whatever
Yandere: whoa, what happened to Aivy?
Malica: *shugs* I dunno
ON WITH THE DARE!!
Bold: boss
Italic: ScottUm, hello hello?
Who the fuck is this?
*girly voice* um, this is your wife.
Me: *holding in laughter* pfft
Oh! Hey fluffybuns!
Mike: *doing a WTF face while holding in laughter*
I just wanted to say, i want to fuck you. Bueeeeeeeee!
Scott: *hangs up*
Me: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor*
Mike: did you have a GOLDEN time talking to him
Malica: *slaps Mike* NO! NO PUNS!
Everyone else: *laughing and crying*
Me: LEAVE YOU DARES/QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS!
BAI!!