Da f*ck Aaron?

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Me: *runs to Aaron* DA FUCK IS THIS?!

Aaron: *playing Pokemon with Mike* what? *reads his dare* I was bored!

Me: T-T

Mike: Hey Aivy,

Me: w-what? Thinking; the fuck? I stuttered?

Mike: who's your favourite Pokemon?

Me: obviously it's Squirtle *brings out deck of Squirtle cards*

Mike: *eyes sparkle* ME TOO! *brings out his deck* wanna trade duplicates?

Me: SURE!

Me & Mike: *looking at duplicates and trading*

Aaron: *sigh*

Me & Mike: *still trading*

Aaron: AHEM!

Me & Mike: *look at Aaron with annoyed faces*

Me: *shoots a look at Aaron saying; I WAS HAVING THE PERFECT TIME! WHY DID YOU RUIN IT?!

Aaron: ahem, there's a dare we need to do

Me: wutevar Mr. Fancy Pants *sticks tongue out*

Aaron: *sticks tongue out*

Me: *sigh* *snaps fingers*

Everyone else: *falls*

Malica: another dare?

Me: yerp

Scott: what is it

Me: you guys have to dress up as fries expect Fritz, and Fritz has to bite you for 21 seconds.

Vincent: damn...

Me: *pushes all the nightguards except Fritz into separate closets*

Yandere: I wonder what Jeremy looks like!

Malica: I wonder what Vincent looks like...

Me & Allie: I wonder what Mike looks like...

Gold: HURRY UP!

Mike: SHUT UP GOLD!

Gold: :(

Nightguards: *come out in their costumes*

Me: Fritz.

Fritz: *bites Scott*

Scott: OW! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- UDGE NUGGETS!

Me: awwwwwww, I wanted Scottie to swear... *pouts*

Fritz: finished!

Me: NEXT!

Mike: *pushes Vincent to Fritz*

Vincent: HEY! *tries to run back*

Fritz: *grabs Vincent's arm and bites him*

Vincent: *pterodactyl screech*

Fritz: Done!

Jeremy: *shaking*

Mike: *sees Jeremy shaking* I'll be next *walks to Fritz*

A/N: just saying I hate JereMike but I have writers block, so yeah

Fritz: k *bites Mike*

Mike: OW! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKING DUCKS!

Jeremy: ARE YOU OK MIKE?!

Fritz: Done, and I refuse to bite Jere

Me: k!

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BAI!!

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