True story
Me: *sitting with iPad*
TheHoyNation : *sitting with soccer/football*
Other friend (Angela): *sitting in front of the blinds*
Angela: *sees spider* ... *screams*
Me: DA FUK?!
Angela: A SPIDER!
Me: dat dum Angela... Hold *gives iPad to Angela* *takes soccer/football*
Alicia/thehoynation: ...
Me: *slams soccer/football against spider* it hath been slain
