Well this is quite crazy.
I do not write anything at all.
I do not write poems, stories and even essays if i can help it. BUT i read all the time.
So u must be wondering why u're reading this. Well, I'm wondering why u're reading it too since this is nothing but non sense.
If you actually read this then u must be quite obsessed with me. I joke :p
Actually, this is nothing but an online journal of mine so sheesh, feel free to look away!
I'm giving u 10 seconds to close this crap.
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okay, press Ctrl + W and u will see neon lights.
If u did that ^ u must have been bored, or stupid. lmfao :p
Okay, u're not leaving are u? :/
Fine.
Here goes nothing.....BUT STUPIDNESS.
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Dear Wattpad,
Today, I went to a department store and I met a 'nice' young kid. She's 7 yrs old I think and she was so adorable. She has this cute little dimples and toothy smile. She wore this little purple clips in her big curls and she was running around the dep.store with her white bear. My gf and I decided to approach her and ask where her mom was since she was alone. When my gf called her, she stuck her tongue out at us and we laughed. it was cute. So I called her then since my gf and I think the little girl doesn't like her. The little girl waved at me then and motioned for me to kneel down. I did and I never ever thought an angelic lil girl like her was actaully a lil bitch born from hell. She stepped on my balls and poked one of my nose's hole -____- it was an amazing experience.NOT. when her mom saw us, she cried and said we we're bullying her. in the end, my gf and i got kicked out from the dep.store for trying to explain that we were not actually hurting the kid.
Also this day, I decided to hang out with u wattpad because i can't log in on facebook. she's being a bitch if u ask me. I'm supposed to check out my stalkers now. I bet they are already raping my notif and wall. Also, I know they already miss my ':p' smiley.
Plus, my bike broke today. AND i lost my phone. I know. It's such a bitchy day for me. Thank God there's sex.
......................................... i'm kidding.
no i'm not actually.
....kidding actually.
uhm.. not...
okay, i did not have sex today which is quite annoying too.
i joke.
well, i did not have sex today but it's not annoying. i'm a 'well preserved' guy lmfao :p
truly not urs,
jackson
ps. well, that's it. if u actually read this then u must have been born in mars, venus or in pluto (which is cool!)
OH WAIT. in every journal i'm going to ask u a simple question! And when I write my nxt journal, I'll be including ur answers!
OKAY. HERE'S THE QUESTION.
WHICH IS BETTER? COOKIE OR TURTLE???? WHY????? :p
