"Hello here is the girls they have some explaining to do." Liz said with her arms crossed.
"Um okay Silvia what happened?" I said bending down to her level.
"Well this morning i hear daddy say he was gonna eat the cat! So i brought him to school with me." I looked up at Luke who was having trouble catching his breath from laughing.
"Wait what?" I asked confused.
"Honey tell her the exact words you told the teacher." Liz said sweetly.
"I said I heard daddy tell mommy he was gonna eat her pussy so i had to take him to school so we could save him!" Silvia said. Luke stood there dying of laughter while his mother was shooting daggers at him most likely planning his death.
"Honey when did you hear daddy say that?" I asked.
"This morning when you said you wanted him really badly!" Liz's head shot towards me. Now we're both screwed.
"Okay Silvia next time don't listen to me and daddy talk alright? It just means that i want him yo go shower!" I lied.
"Oh because daddy stinks?"
"Yep and daddy farts too much" i continued. Luke stopped laughing immediately and gave me a serious glare. Silvia ran off to her room and Liz gave me Stacy before saying goodbye and leaving.
"You have to learn to be quiet." I said Luke didn't answer just stormed off to the room.
"Great he's throwing a tantrum." I said to Stacy who was biting on my shirt. I went to the room and saw him curled in a ball on the bed.
"Go get him" i said quietly sending Stacy off to him. She walked across the bed and hit him on the shoulder then the stomach then his head. He was really insulted. I put Stacy in her play pin in our room and laid next to him but her turned over. I moved on top of him and laid him on his back.
"Please don't be mad it was a joke." I begged kissing his cheeks. No answer.
"Fine be that way." I said after countless tries i slipped on my nikes and got Stacy ready.
"Where are you going?" I heard Luke ask.
"Out until you learn how to take a joke and not throw a tantrum over every little thing!" I said before grabbing Stacy's diaper back and calling Silvia.
"Why are you taking the girls?"
"So you can think in peace." I said shaking my head. I got Silvia and left, i didn't know where to but i did. After we arrived a few girls came up to me.
"Is Luke with you?" One asked wearing a old 5 Seconds of summer shirt.
"No uh Luke is at home right now I apologize" i said.
"Oh then can i get a picture with you?" She asked, i was shocked and hesitant but nodded. We took the picture and she looked to the girls Silvia was holding my hand and Stacy was in the walker.
"Are they Luke's?" She asked bending to Stacy.
"Yep he didn't announce that he had kids?"
"No never." She said i shook my head and looked at Silvia.
"What did he say when people asked about me or the kids?"
"He never told anyone you two were married until the interview before that he denied it and said he was single. As for kids its the same."
"Oh he did? Okay i'll have to talk to him about it, okay uh thank you have a wonderful day!" I said as the girl left. Luke Robert mother fucking Hemmings you're in for it now ass hole.
