Harry’s POV
“Excuse me? I’m looking for Alex Miller. Do you know where he is?!”
Talk now, Harry! She’s talking to you! Answer!
Wait. Wait. Loading… Loading… Processing… Flashback…
Nah, no time for flashbacks. I do really know her. Well, she’s just that one girl who trips a coffee on me! Not once, but twice! See how kind she is? Yah, very kind. -_-
Yah, and she’s the owner of the hair you smelled. And you almost hug her! HAHAHAHAHAHA Lemme ask you something, Harry Styles. What does it feel to smell someone’s hair? (note the sarcasm!)
Why don’t you try it yourself, bitch! -_- Awww! You can’t try it? You can’t try it? Poor you! Well, it’s so perfect to smell someone’s hair! It’s so faultless! And it smells like pristine strawberry! And if you smells it, you’ll really be attracted! Mvmm, perfecto! Okay, guys! I’m just making my mind, insecure! But I’m not crazy, okay? Wehehe
Nah, I don’t want to be embarrassed. Oooh! Maybe that’s the reason why she caught you smelling her hair! Coz it’s attracting. Oohh! Now I know… Another question Harry, what does it feel to be embarrassed? (note the sarcasm)
FUCK YOU. Shut up! Do not ever talk to me, you fucking mind. Bullshit! -_-
“Hey, excuse me?! Are you deaf? I said, I’m looking for Alex Miller! Do you know where he is?”
Fuck, Harry! She’s talking to you! Answer her! Don’t just stare at her! Say something! You look like stupid there! Say something! Answer her! Reminder, HARRY.
Don’t stutter!
Don’t be so awkward!
Don’t be nervous!
Be yourself.
Be gentle.
Don’t be rude!
Don’t smell her hair.
What? Fuck! JUST TALK, HARRY STYLES!
I put my feet down and stand up. What the fuck am I doing?!
You just stand up, idiot!
Yah, I know. But… I-I don’t want to stand up!
Well, you just do stand up. So, fuck. You’re really is an idiot.
Ha-ha! Thank you for that unconceivable, stunning and very considerate compliment, mind. I really appreciate it! Thank you so much. I really love you! I really do! -_-
Why, thank you! I love you, too. (note the sarcasm)
Fuck! This is just so weird. I just go near her. Trying to remain calm. Gahd! This is just so hard! And now, I’m near her. Like, you know. In front of her. And I look at her. Seeing two beautiful grayish eyes aggravatingly looking at me. She’s just so cute! Wait! What am I saying? No, Harry Styles. You’re mad at her, right? Coz she embarrassed you, right?
Nah, that’s not right! She didn’t embarrassed you. You! You embarrassed yourself. Smelling her hair, eeh? *smirk*
Can you just shut up for just one day, huh? You’re pissing me off, did you know that? Shit! Wait, wait! I’m still looking at her! But she’s just so beautiful and I really can’t talk. What’s happening to me?! Gahd! Talk, Harry Styles! You look like, you’re star-struck. Well, she must be the one to be star-struck. Well, duh? She’s talking to Harry Styles, the world famous British member of One Direction! Booyeah! And it’s just so different! She’s like, whatever! I don’t care who you are! Like fuck! Anyway, JUST TALK HARRY!
