Album Title: Forgotten Freshness Vol. 3(2001)
If I had things my way, I wouldn't be a zero
Rather be respected like Perry Ferrel
Every album I touch 5 mics
Id be on MTV with Tommy Lee ridden dirt bikes
Me and Fred Durst cooking brought wurst
At one of Hue's barbecues with them bunny skirts
I wouldn't need a barricade at my shows
cause it'd be nothing but celeberty friends the first 10 rows
Id have a 90 pound slut on my arm
who likes like a little skinny dude with a perm
but shes a super model and she works in Brazil
and her daddy plays polo on the isle of legille
I remember when I met her a party in France
I sent her a rose with a note "May I have this dance?"
Juggle-whut? I don't even know who they are
If I had things my way, I'd be a superstar
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I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so Delicate unique
call my publicist for time
I'm so fashon, O-divine
I'm so famous I'm so sweet
I'm so Delicate unique
call my agent one time
I'm so fashon, I'm divine
I got a call this morning Denis Rodman & Carson Daily
they want to meet me up for lunch at the Bailey
and I don't even know them people
but we famous, so we consider each other equal
where am I from? oh yea Detroit city
I remember that tiny little town, so itty bitty
I think I used to have some family there
infact I wonder if.. rmmm... anyway, jacque do my hair
sniffing cocaine off of crystal counter top
kissy face, sucking on a ruby red lolly pop
Shaggy Who? watch me clean up the ghetto
I sleep on a matress sprinkled with rose pedals
make my music, write my song, I'll come sing it
and when the royalty check comes, betta bring it
mr masuse come and rub me down gently
mom hers the keys, go and wash the Bentley
Let me tell you, I drove for that guy. I know. I swear-to-god.
We went to Las Vegas, he gave every-one of us $1500 a day,... just to piss-away
on the tables. I couldn't believe it. This guy, he had so many women.. He had
an enterage, uh at least 30 guys on and off m,my damned bus all day long. I, I
just couldn't believe it. Every day it was a new woman, every day it was 30 new
people.. you know. He had gold, he had diamonds, anything you want. I told him
about my mortgage on my house $80,000., I swear-to-god, true story. This guy
gave me $80,000 & said "You don't have to worry about it now cuz'!" I couldn't
believe it.
Superstar....
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I'm like a Bazerko, I sucked my drummers dick
i aint gay or nothin, I just did it for kicks
i like to play the crazy rock star it helps my rep
u shoulda seen me at the movie premire with johny depp
i love hollywood partys, I live like a star
ill kiss ur ass, even if I don't know who u are
ill jump in your pictures and ill get in your way
I'm annoying as fuck, I'm like that one kid from Sugar Ray
do I remember Twiztid? of course I do, Twisted Sister, They used to play with
uh, Motely Crue
oh you mean them rapper kids that were down with me?
no, I don't recall, um, excuse me,... security!
i don't need old friends, I'm way bigger
sorry, my phones ringin, its Tommy Hilfiger
ill see u when I see u, if I remember who u are
after all, your talking with the superstar
(Chorus)
Greatest thing ever..Uhm, This guy was amazing, just amazing. couldn't
sing'll'ight (sing all night) but em, uh he's so famous talkin about I bought
uh, a fleet of Rolls-Royces. Just bought a fleet of Rolls-Royces,... and didn't
know what to do with them. This guy had so much money, let me tell you sumthin.
he had more money I swear-to-god, than anybody I ever met.He spent alot of
money on trucks. I mean semi-trucks. 4 or 5 semi-trucks. Man check this out,
one time walked in for change,.. bought 'im a car. Bought a damned car.
Couldn't believe it, couldn't believe it.bought the car. Said "hell if you
riden that bus all-over, you stayin' at my house. He gave me one of his new
Lexus trucks. Couldn't believe it. Nice rimms, crome rimms. And then, when I
got back, he said "Well, hell. I've got 14 more, Just keep it." We had time off
from the tour once, let me tell ya, he took me to his house. I got to stay in
his house 13 bedrooms... And that was just in the garage. I couldn't believe
it, this guy was so ......
