Phan & KickTheStickz One Shots

Ship Memes

This entire chapter will be authors notes but I'm doing this so that I have a broader idea of what to write about. If you want me to write about anything from this, comment so that I know. If you don't know what 'ship memes' are basically it's like playing the "Who's Most Likely To..." game. I have combined a few different ship memes and I'm basing these entirely on Phan and not KickTheStickz. Also my friend Diana helped me with most of these so shout out to her! You can follow her here: littlejaybird

Starting with Who's Most Likely To...

...fall asleep on the couch: Phil. I think he'd be watching a movie with Dan and fall asleep laying on Dan's shoulder or in Dan's lap.

...make friends with the neighbours: Phil, even though I think Dan would be nice to them all the time. Dan would also feel as though they are bothering the neighbours.

...be an adventurous eater: Both, even though Phil doesn't always like the food they try, he will still, most likely, taste it.

...hog the covers at night: Phil because he is always cold.

...forget to do the dishes: Dan because he would get distracted and because he's just a forgetful person.

...surprise the other with a date or a gift: Dan because he would do anything to make Phil smile.

...jump out from behind something in an attempt to scare the other: Phil because Dan scares him so much he feels like he should get payback even if it almost never works.

...leave dirty laundry on the floor: Depends because Phil leaves his all over the house but Dan leaves his in his bedroom and the bathroom.

...stay up reading until 2 am: Phil because he reads so much. I think there have been nights where he was reading and sitting with Dan and he starts falling in and out of sleep, so Dan takes the book, puts a bookmark in, and takes him to bed so that he isn't exhausted the next day.

...sing in the shower: Both, but Phil is quieter and only does it when he thinks no one can hear him.

...make the plans for date night: Both, but if they go out, Dan does. If they stay in, Phil tries, but usually let's Dan do it so that he doesn't burn the house down.

...accidentally fall off the bed in the middle of the night: While asleep? Phil. While awake? Dan.

...give the other a piggy back ride: Dan because he would do it to be caring and loving (and Phil always asks anyway)

...act tough but is actually just a big sap: Dan because Phil already knows how cuddly he is.

...almost burn down the house trying to bake: Phil because I think Dan is just naturally better at cooking while Phil tries really hard and just cannot get it right.

...sing the other a lullaby: Dan because he wouldn't be able to see Phil sick or sad, struggling to sleep so he'd play piano and sing quietly to put Phil to sleep.

...be dead before coffee in the morning: Honestly, Dan because I think Phil drinks it more because he likes it than for the caffeine while Dan, on the other hand, drinks it so he can be a decent human in the morning.

...cry during a sad or sappy romantic movie: Phil because I think he expresses emotions more bluntly than Dan.

...wear a billion layers because they're cold: Phil because he just seems like the type to wear full pyjamas (sweater and pants), have a blanket and hot chocolate, and still want the heat and the fire on.