Bleach One Shots

Uryu x Reader-chan

As usual school was crap, life was crap, and love was crap....

Yeah you've had a few boyfriends here and there but they all ended the same. They always broke up with you instead of the other way around. Every time you were in a new relationship, you thought it would be different but no, it was always the same!

Signing you walked into your mess of a room and landed face first into the bed. "Why can't everyone boy just die in a hole," you mumbled into the sheets. Then you gave what you said some thought. Your head popped up quickly, "If every boy died in a hole then there would be no babies, no babies no future generations, no future generations we all die......okay scratch that just boys who are jerks can go die in a hole." Smiling at your great thinking you face planted straight into the bed. Sighing again.

"Ugh!!!" You groaned when the sudden urge to pee made you not so comfortable. Rolling off your bed and halfway crawling, halfway dragging your own body, you made it into the bathroom and did your business.

You walked out the bathroom and heard knocking. Flipping out you suddenly slipped. Laughter could be heard but it wasn't a scary, rapist one but a nice one. A laugh that could only belong to Uryu Ishida. You guys were in the same sewing class (See what I did there....no... okay I'll stop...)

You looked towards the sound and saw that he was outside your window. You walked up and opened it. "You know there's something called doors right?"

"Of course I know that," he said while pushing up his glasses.

"Then why did yo-"

"Stop asking questions (L/N). There's a reason why I didn't use the front door."

"Care to tel-"

"It's because I wanted to talk to you and not have to deal with your parents." He pushed up his glasses with his whole hand but you could still tell that his cheeks had a slight pink to them.

If he liked you, cool! It's not like you felt the same....or did you?

"You want to go into town for a little bit?" He asked with more pink on his cheek.

"Sure why not!" You hopped out the window and closed it. If only you knew the adventures you'd have with Mr. Uryuu Ishida......

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I'm so sorry! I'm a terrible person, I was meaning to update but than BLAH! Stuff happened and more BLAH but don't worry I'm ready to write more oneshots☺️
~Jasmine
P.S. The second part of this story is under construction and will be posted soon!