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AMOUR ALERT: ASH'S DENSITY EXPLAINED

Okay, you guys personally know I barely use the Amour Alert, BUT IVE FIGURED IT OUT.

Remember how we're always accusing Ash of being so dense? So stupid? So oblivious?

We. Are. Wrong.

Ash is not dense, rather he is hiding his crush from Serena.

This may sound really dumb, but it's not. I'm serious. I have experienced this in my own shoes, as I thought my crush was seriously dense and I figured out today that he likes me. I'm so darn happy, guys, and when I mean I thought he was dense, I'm serious. He acted the exact way Ash did, when he was around me and acted as if he couldn't pick up my hinting at him.

And I was wrong.

When someone feels love, it is strong. You can't deny it no matter what, and you know it's there. It's impossible not to feel this, and a human cannot possibly be as dense as I suspected. We are wrong.

Think of Ash's prior behavior.

Hmm... Not so dense, right?

Only with Serena.

This is because her likes her.

For sure.

He acts different around her, and pretended not to remember her. He's been faking the whole time, guys. And I know you're going to say "Alpha, that's so darn fake." It's not. You just wait.

You'll feel it someday.

You'll know.

AMOUR ALERT: ASH HAS A CRUSH ON SERENA, IS NOT DENSE, AND IS FAKING HIS DENSITY.