Be More Realistic

Ha, Still No Cheater

"Okay." I grab Harry's hand and walk towards a random room. We end up in a guest bedroom that's quite large and built for more a woman then a man. I turn to Harry and sit down on the floor.

"So what do you want to talk about?"

His excited face drops a little. I know, I know that he fancies me a little, but I have a loyal boyfriend that has helped me a lot, even if he isn't that great. What if he doesn't even know he's a not-so-great boyfriend? Maybe he thinks I'm gorgeous and he just doesn't know how to express it? Anyway, back to Harry. He responds to me after a while thinking.

"Your life. You already know all about me, so tell me about yourself."

"Okay. My name is Amanda Seyfield, my hair is naturally dark brown, I have 27/20 vision that is over perfect, I own two kittens named Kali and Jude, I love Root Beer floats, my favorite color is purple, I have a boyfriend named Chad, I am a designer major for hair, makeup and rooms, I want to become an interior designer or a makeup artist, I can sing, I play guitar, I love animals, my purple hair wasn't my choice, I own too many roots pants because I'm Canadian." I pause. "Aye."

He laughs. "That's quite a lot to take in Amy."

"Can you call me Amanda? I like it better."

"Sure."

"So is that enough for your liking?"

"Yes. Want to know about me?"

"YES! Truly I can admit that you probably aren't actually what you seem to be."

"What would that be?"

"A cheeky player who can't commit to relationships."

"Yes. I'm not really. Okay, here's my run-on sentence. My name is Harry Styles, I curl my hair,"

"WHAT?!"

"Joking. I love cats, yet I want to own a bunny, my favourite color is orange, I am straighter then a ruler, I have a hard time getting girls to date me, I hate fakes, I love hazel eyes, taller girls are more appealing to me, I am single and am currently mingling, I love Root Beer floats too, I now want roots pants, and I am a softie."

"Oooh. You like hazel eyes AND tall girls? You sure you aren't describing me?"

"No. I am describing you."

"At least your straight forward."

All of a sudden Louis pops in and frowns.

"I thought you'd be naked by now."

"LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON! I AM CURRENTLY TAKEN, AND I WILL NEVER CHEAT." I yell louder then he expects.

"Harry. You know how to choose em."

I roll my eyes. "Sucks I'm taken."

I sashay back to the circle and sit down. "My turn."

Only Liam and Niall take off some clothes. They chickened out on dares to kiss a random person outside. Truths are shots. I don't drink, so I do everything. Then Louis takes it too far.

"Amanda, truth or dare." They have all learned my name by now.

"Dare."

"I dare you to French kiss Harry in front if us."

"No." I say simply.

"Fine, take off your shirt."

I take it off. Then I get check my phone seeing its almost midnight. I put it back on and stand up.

"Gotta go boys, see you." I walk out and get in my car, leaving them all speechless.